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Online rocket johnny

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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2017, 04:39:07 PM »
 :)wanda would say she is so happy to be with me and have money and parts  for her . regular oil changes and maintenance .  worth every penny !
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2017, 05:30:15 PM »
"Why are you putting that crappy ethanol-polluted gasoline in my tank?"
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2017, 07:41:39 PM »
 Hey!,,,,,, Hey!,,,, it's dark and it's raining out here! Pardon me but I don't like to get wet. That's better, now get a microfiber towel and get busy, turn on the fan too.  Don't forget the wax as you dry and as long as those bugs are wet,,,,
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2017, 07:51:31 PM »
 Oh sure, I'm a classic thoroughbred racing machine, lightened, ported, milled, decked, bored, stroked and blueprinted with aluminum rods and you expect me to run off a tractor mag. And where are my bored carbs and my Schlitz can spit cup? That's it. I'm not starting, especially with a hayabusa starter, it just doesn't feel right. Nope not even on a car battery. Find my rollers, I always start on rollers.
  Now it's time for my nap, besides we're not even at the track.
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2017, 09:41:20 PM »
"So I'm getting put back together right?  Just got all dressed up.  When this idiot turns the fuel on and tries to start me before attaching the lines!  We've been through this a hundred times dude, what gives?  Now it smells like onion in here.  Thanks wise guy."
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2017, 10:15:56 PM »
Really, REALLY !!!!!?
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2017, 05:33:26 PM »
"ride me"
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2017, 12:06:32 AM »
Quote from: seanbarney41 on September 19, 2017, 05:33:26 PM
"ride me"
yep, the 650 was saying that the other day, so I did. beautiful.  ;D
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2017, 03:26:48 AM »
I really don't mind sharing space with the Yamaha 400 4 stroke and the Suzuki GS550e, but come on....do I have to smell them 6 Kawasaki triples when you start them up? Man, buy some smokeless injection oil
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2017, 06:42:10 AM »
Quote from: 74cb750 on September 20, 2017, 03:26:48 AM

 but come on....do I have to smell them 6 Kawasaki triples when you start them up?

My Hondas said the same thing!       [BTW - 6 Triples?!]
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2017, 07:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on September 20, 2017, 06:42:10 AM
Quote from: 74cb750 on September 20, 2017, 03:26:48 AM

 but come on....do I have to smell them 6 Kawasaki triples when you start them up?

My Hondas said the same thing!       [BTW - 6 Triples?!]
yep, one 250cc ,4 350cc and one 500cc
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2017, 07:31:26 PM »
"Aren't you old enough yet, to stop running me that hard up the mountains?"
"Do you know how hot that makes my brake?"
"What the hell was that oil you fed me in 2012?"
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2017, 11:18:14 AM »
It's sunny!  It's Sunny!  I'm all clean and tuned up and I can't wait to go outside!
Wait, what's that, he's cleaning his suit and shining his wingtip shoes?  Why isn't he getting his gear on it's sunny lets go ride!  Hey, What's that poster say ... "Disssss Ting Wish Gen Tell Mins Ride...SEPTEMBER 24th!?!?!?  I don't want to wait for a sunday fancy suit ride!  This motor revvin to go now!!!!  COME ON I WANNA GO!
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2017, 02:59:05 AM »
What? You're going to drive a THREE cyclinder bike?
Traitor!
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2017, 05:04:00 AM »
Before,  "Wait, I'm not into bondage" as I was chained to a clothes pole in the yard.  :o  Later  "No, No, What did I do to deserve this ?" as plans were made to dump me in a field.  :'(    Now, "Thanks for saving me from a horrible fate."  ;)
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2017, 09:12:05 AM »
Quote from: 74cb750 on September 23, 2017, 02:59:05 AM
What? You're going to drive a THREE cyclinder bike?
Traitor!

Oh sure, just cause janet has the biggest motor you spend all your time with her!
You know she's a stock basic b!tch!
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2017, 05:10:20 PM »
 Ahhh, thanks for the sweet fuel and the nice ride, I was starting to think you forgot about me, but when the 7 other 750's left and I stayed I knew I was still your favorite.
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #42 on: September 24, 2017, 02:17:38 AM »
Don't you Dare put that fancy non-OEM paint on me.
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Re: If Motorcycles Could Talk
« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2017, 08:00:48 PM »
 It said rur rur rur rur,,,,,,rur rur rur ru r  r.
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