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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #100 on: January 02, 2008, 06:43:32 PM »
Quote from: mrblasty on January 01, 2008, 06:25:39 AM

  What I forgot to mention was 28 years ago I began stretching my dong and had completed that project and had to move on to something else, so if one one here happens to fall into a well or abandoned mine shaft and would need help out give me call, I'll throw you a line.
   

And the good thing is that due to the shape of that "line" your hands shouldn't slip off, either! ;D
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #101 on: January 02, 2008, 09:34:38 PM »
How's about this, Terry...  We'll set her in the middle of the room, both call her name and whoever she comes to gets to keep her and ride the #$%* out of her.

Wait, what were we talking about?
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #102 on: January 02, 2008, 09:40:35 PM »
Mom jokes...

Not that I see how my moms tongue would even be noticed in that cavernous man-trap you call your rectum.
lmfao.

What did you get your best ewe for Christmas?

(better not say my moms tongue  :o )
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #103 on: January 03, 2008, 01:00:34 AM »
Quote from: DammitDan on January 02, 2008, 09:34:38 PM
How's about this, Terry...  We'll set her in the middle of the room, both call her name and whoever she comes to gets to keep her and ride the #$%* out of her.

Wait, what were we talking about?

How about this mate, we both hold up a jug of oil, and see who she vibrates over to? Actually the 650 was a much sweeter bike than it's high tech big brother, I remember watching a new Yamaha TX750 idling on it's centre stand on the sidewalk outside a bike shop, there was a slight slope towards the gutter, and you've probably already guessed, that's where it ended up, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #104 on: January 03, 2008, 06:45:20 PM »
I wonder if mr. GOATSE gets caught out in the wind he hears that sound when you blow over the top of an empty beer bottle.   HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #105 on: January 03, 2008, 07:11:04 PM »
I haven't looked yet Mr B, I'm too frightened...............  :o
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #106 on: January 03, 2008, 07:13:58 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on January 03, 2008, 07:11:04 PM
I haven't looked yet Mr B, I'm too frightened...............  :o
Quit being a pussy and get to it before the joke goes stale
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #107 on: January 03, 2008, 07:18:19 PM »
Uuuuuuurgh!! Never again! Never! I'm not hungry now...................  :o
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #108 on: January 03, 2008, 08:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on January 03, 2008, 07:18:19 PM
Uuuuuuurgh!! Never again! Never! I'm not hungry now...................  :o

HHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #109 on: December 26, 2008, 03:47:34 AM »
Awright men, it's getting close again, so I dug this historical old chestnut out again and dusted it off for another year, how did your 2008 New Years resolutions go?

If it was like my "lose 50 pounds in 2008" promise to myself, well, not so good, so now's the time to make another promise that you fully intend to keep!

In fact I actually put on weight right up until November, but I pulled my finger out in the last month and I'm down 28 pounds on what I was this time last year, not 50 I know, but a big "woohoo", anyway!

My 2009 New Years resolution is to lose another 28 pounds, finish my K2 resto, sort my F2 out, paint my K0, build my 1060cc engine and get my long delayed "Endurance Racer" project back on track............. Whew!

I guess I'll be happy if I just get a couple of these jobs done by this time in 2009, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D 
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #110 on: December 26, 2008, 04:54:27 AM »
My new years resolution is to quit smoking , again but for a longer time as running on the soccer pitch is getting more difficult.
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #111 on: December 26, 2008, 04:58:26 AM »
Having just watched the new version of the day the earth stood still, and being honestly scared by the truth`s in it my resolution is to try and be a little more tolerant to others
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #112 on: December 26, 2008, 07:13:19 AM »
my resolution is to do one scarry thing a year
what ever or when ever
maybe even shave
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #113 on: December 26, 2008, 07:36:24 AM »
my new year's resolution is just to be a better student, and to get through all my prereqs with As the first time through. :D
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #114 on: December 26, 2008, 03:04:22 PM »
Hey Kit, I just noticed the name of your home town, it's kinda funny in a smutty, schoolboy kinda way..............  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #115 on: December 26, 2008, 05:24:21 PM »
I guess...?  Its really not that interesting. Really.
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #116 on: December 26, 2008, 05:27:40 PM »
next bike I buy will be a runner. ;D ;D ;D......nah, wheres the challenge in that
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #117 on: December 26, 2008, 06:48:09 PM »
I'm going to get a paint booth set up in the basement and get painting.
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #118 on: December 26, 2008, 06:52:53 PM »
more woman.....more booze.......less stress.....
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #119 on: December 26, 2008, 06:57:16 PM »
What's new about that ;D
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #120 on: December 26, 2008, 07:40:09 PM »
What's new about that would be the more women, less stress part. That just can't happen. More women is great but you gotta put up with MORE stress. 
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #121 on: December 26, 2008, 07:41:33 PM »
Quote from: Jerry Griffin aka Rxman on December 26, 2008, 07:40:09 PM
What's new about that would be the more women, less stress part. That just can't happen. More women is great but you gotta put up with MORE stress. 

not the way i do it.... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #122 on: December 26, 2008, 07:44:09 PM »
...or me.  what kinda women are you lookin' at Rxman?
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #123 on: December 27, 2008, 12:03:17 PM »
woman definitely cause more stress
it's just that we're willing to put up with it
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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #124 on: December 27, 2008, 12:04:31 PM »
Quote from: tramp on December 27, 2008, 12:03:17 PM
woman definitely cause more stress
it's just that we're willing to put up with it

well,the thing is....you can't live without em and you can't shoot em....so,yeah,what do you do,you know.... ;D ;D ;D
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