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Offline FuZZie

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Re: You know you are getting Old when....
« Reply #50 on: January 17, 2018, 07:56:35 PM »
Quote from: 74cb750 on January 17, 2018, 04:48:53 PM
you remember programming computers using wires and boards....

Put the floppies down and step away from the keyboard or your monochrome  gets a wack from my cane!
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Re: You know you are getting Old when....
« Reply #51 on: January 17, 2018, 10:40:55 PM »
Quote from: scunny on January 17, 2018, 07:53:05 PM
You stumble upon this thread, only to realise you've stumbled upon it more than once before.
Where did I put that bloody vernier gauge. been missing in my garage for 2 months, can't even find the one I replaced it with. the tape measure is easily spotted tho.

 Ha! I found both of the calipers and,,,, uh something else too. Oh yeah, the test light. Now where's the 10mm?
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Re: You know you are getting Old when....
« Reply #52 on: January 17, 2018, 10:58:53 PM »
Quote from: Don R on January 17, 2018, 10:40:55 PM
Quote from: scunny on January 17, 2018, 07:53:05 PM
You stumble upon this thread, only to realise you've stumbled upon it more than once before.
Where did I put that bloody vernier gauge. been missing in my garage for 2 months, can't even find the one I replaced it with. the tape measure is easily spotted tho.

 Ha! I found both of the calipers and,,,, uh something else too. Oh yeah, the test light. Now where's the 10mm?

It must have rolled under something in Scott's "lost socket garage".
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Re: You know you are getting Old when....
« Reply #53 on: January 17, 2018, 11:03:27 PM »
I've never lost a 10mm, bought so many I just grab another ??? ::)...
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Re: You know you are getting Old when....
« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2018, 04:08:17 AM »
Found the calipers!!
Now, what was I measuring?
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Re: You know you are getting Old when....
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2018, 12:16:35 AM »
Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on January 10, 2018, 09:42:05 AM
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These last posts remind me of a really funny story....
 If I remember it, I will post it..

I think I remember that one,  Frank. Didn't it have something to do with a Rabbi, a parrot, and a one eyed midget? Yea that one was really funny, IIRC! :-\

Nah, A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

Was line from Breakfast Club and joke wasn't finished in that movie when Judd fell through the ceiling.

Reported ending of joke was:

The blonde says "I definitely do, after what just happened to me."
The bartender says "I'm so sorry. What happened?"
The blonde says, "Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere
the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite #$%* with my giant sausage'. So I
grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"
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Re: You know you are getting Old when....
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2018, 09:55:15 AM »
Ok, that's it! If you can remember stuff then you're gonna get kicked off of this thread, >:( now behave yourself or...........oh crap I can't remember now. :-[

Good ending for that line though.
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"The SOHC4 uses a computer located about 2-3 ft above the seat.  Those sometimes need additional programming." -stolen from  Two Tired

The difference between an ass kisser and brown noser is merely depth perception.  Stolen from RAFster122s
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