Author Topic: You know you are getting Old when.... (Read 5030 times)

KeithB · « **Reply #25 on:** January 08, 2018, 02:58:10 AM »

When you keep thinking about the "hereafter"
You go to another room and wonder..."what am I here after?"

Steve F · « **Reply #26 on:** January 08, 2018, 04:17:48 AM »

Quote from: KeithB on January 08, 2018, 02:58:10 AM

When you keep thinking about the "hereafter"
You go to another room and wonder..."what am I here after?"

LOL!

Ridem32 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 09, 2018, 05:37:19 PM »

I do the hereafter all the time lol

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754 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 09, 2018, 06:22:06 PM »

These last posts remind me of a really funny story....
If I remember it, I will post it..

sixthwisconsin · « **Reply #29 on:** January 09, 2018, 06:48:37 PM »

"I've forgotten more about these SOHC Honda's than you'll ever know"
Now what kind of oil should I use?

Gordon · « **Reply #30 on:** January 09, 2018, 09:10:30 PM »

Quote from: sixthwisconsin on January 09, 2018, 06:48:37 PM

"I've forgotten more about these SOHC Honda's than you'll ever know"

This should be Hondaman's tagline, except he never forgets anything!

jgger · « **Reply #31 on:** January 09, 2018, 09:49:51 PM »

Quote from: 754 on January 09, 2018, 06:22:06 PM

These last posts remind me of a really funny story....
If I remember it, I will post it..

I think I remember that one, Frank. Didn't it have something to do with a Rabbi, a parrot, and a one eyed midget? Yea that one was really funny, IIRC! $:-\$

754 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 09, 2018, 09:53:51 PM »

I think it had something to do with a thing called CRS ? ..?

Steve F · « **Reply #33 on:** January 10, 2018, 04:21:08 AM »

Quote from: 754 on January 09, 2018, 09:53:51 PM

I think it had something to do with a thing called CRS ? ..?

Cold Rolled Steel? I don't get it.

jgger · « **Reply #34 on:** January 10, 2018, 05:49:36 AM »

That's because it is Can't Read Spanish. Haha

Stev-o · « **Reply #35 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:51:07 AM »

CRS Disease = Cant Remember Shite Disease

rocket johnny · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:42:04 AM »

what about craft ? can't remember a fcuking thing ?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #37 on:** January 10, 2018, 09:42:05 AM »

Quote from: jgger on January 09, 2018, 09:49:51 PM

Quote from: 754 on January 09, 2018, 06:22:06 PM
These last posts remind me of a really funny story....
If I remember it, I will post it..

I think I remember that one, Frank. Didn't it have something to do with a Rabbi, a parrot, and a one eyed midget? Yea that one was really funny, IIRC! $:-\$

Nah, A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

754 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 10, 2018, 11:06:43 AM »

Steve-o that's it.. Thanks

Stev-o · « **Reply #39 on:** January 10, 2018, 03:36:33 PM »

Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on January 10, 2018, 09:42:05 AM

Quote from: jgger on January 09, 2018, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: 754 on January 09, 2018, 06:22:06 PM
These last posts remind me of a really funny story....
If I remember it, I will post it..

I think I remember that one, Frank. Didn't it have something to do with a Rabbi, a parrot, and a one eyed midget? Yea that one was really funny, IIRC! $:-\$

Nah, A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

Pics or it didnt happen Dukie!

ekpent · « **Reply #40 on:** January 11, 2018, 06:27:32 AM »

You know your getting old when your big fun out for "Happy Hour" is going to Steak and Shake for a 1/2 price chocolate shake. Hit it with my wife yesterday and $3.16 for two shakes- Heck of a deal

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #41 on:** January 11, 2018, 08:24:41 AM »

Quote from: Stev-o on January 10, 2018, 03:36:33 PM

Quote from: Duke McDukiedook on January 10, 2018, 09:42:05 AM
Quote from: jgger on January 09, 2018, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: 754 on January 09, 2018, 06:22:06 PM
These last posts remind me of a really funny story....
If I remember it, I will post it..

I think I remember that one, Frank. Didn't it have something to do with a Rabbi, a parrot, and a one eyed midget? Yea that one was really funny, IIRC! $:-\$

Nah, A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

Pics or it didnt happen Dukie!

You gotta ask Bender.

333 · « **Reply #42 on:** January 11, 2018, 11:55:28 AM »

All of this reminds me of a motto that I try and live by;

Always...... no wait, Never......

Damn.

Stev-o · « **Reply #43 on:** January 11, 2018, 03:26:13 PM »

Quote from: 333 on January 11, 2018, 11:55:28 AM

All of this reminds me of a motto that I try and live by;

Always...... no wait, Never......

Damn.

Thought it was:

Go metric, every inch of the way!

Dads Toy · « **Reply #44 on:** January 11, 2018, 05:11:39 PM »

You know your getting old when you go to Taco Bell and look at your receipt and discover the lady at the counter gave you a Senior discount without telling her.

FuZZie · « **Reply #45 on:** January 11, 2018, 05:56:49 PM »

What the fark are you guys on about? Why is that cop trying to cut up my license? Someone find my glasses so I can beat him with my cane!

Alan F. · « **Reply #46 on:** January 17, 2018, 11:15:27 AM »

That's what I love about this place. I've been around since the Greenspun days, I was 26 back in '97...
You've all taught so many of us so much, shared a few laughs and some hard times too.
We've lived vicariously through the projects of others when circumstances didn't permit much else, lent a hand when possible and even shared bike parts when there was a desperate need.

I joined up because I wanted to learn a few things about a bike that an older, more experienced 'biker' associate thought I should start out with, and I found so much more.

I've found community here, there isn't much of that around these days and I'm proud to be here among folks from all over who know the difference.
It's been said that growing up is optional, I guess I must have been at work that day... damn.

Cheers everyone.

The Lone Builder · « **Reply #47 on:** January 17, 2018, 01:45:47 PM »

Quote from: Dads Toy on January 11, 2018, 05:11:39 PM

You know your getting old when you go to Taco Bell and look at your receipt and discover the lady at the counter gave you a Senior discount without telling her.

Got mine for the first time today! Girl said "You don't look that old."

I replied, "I love you!" "Have a nice day." she said.

Sean

74cb750 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 17, 2018, 04:48:53 PM »

you remember programming computers using wires and boards....

scunny · « **Reply #49 on:** January 17, 2018, 07:53:05 PM »

You stumble upon this thread, only to realise you've stumbled upon it more than once before.
Where did I put that bloody vernier gauge. been missing in my garage for 2 months, can't even find the one I replaced it with. the tape measure is easily spotted tho.

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Author Topic: You know you are getting Old when.... (Read 5030 times)