Topic: Easy on/off Footwear

[minimo]

Lol! Those are spectacular! You outta work in some big-toe knuckle indents


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[Yamahawk]

You need a pair of these steel capped thongs, flip flops.
I love wearing my regular non steel capped ones, however they do have the bad habit of breaking at the worse possible time.
I had a pair (well one of em) break at an international cricket game. Oh boy! it was no fun going to the dunnies with a half inch of urine all over the floor in bare feet.

Hmmm.. I can imagine Jesus wearing these into the temple when he 'kicked out' the money changers, and kicked over their tables... hehe... safety first!
Charlie

[Bandit18]

So sorry for your loss 

[minimo]

Two days in and so far life is good on the Darkside



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[Stev-o]

Argh!!!

[crazypj]

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So many options!

Ha ha ha a ha
Fish flops 
 I was expecting the 'usual' pictures of torn up feet/foot with no skin left on and bones sticking out
Just get a tube of silicon bath sealer and paint it on your feed then stand on some old sections of tyre so you can cut out the feet shapes. CROCS - who the hell invented something to make your feet sweat that bad and convinced  people it's a good thing?

[dave500]

is it a new thing in America aswell or just here?lately ive seen all these foot fetish salons spring up where theres like ten seats in a row with peasants cowering at your feet clipping nails and digging sock fluff out etc,yech,what sort of resume ya need for that job?something like?"i used to unblock toilets at greyhound bus stations?

[Old Moe Toe]

Footwear can be pretty hilarious in some ways.
In medieval England for instance it was once fashionable amongst the "dandies" to wear these special leather boots that had slits cut in them.
You wore red socks underneath them and when you walked along the slits would open and close, supposedly looking like opening and closing vaginas.
I used to be an artist until I got sick of all the easy money you could make. For a while I made shoe sculptures. Here are some pics of em.
They are in timber. Generally scaled up a bit.
Let's not forget about the really sensible old Chinese idea about "footbinding" either. That is so sick it's almost unfathomable.

[dave500]

I like the high heeled "flippers"just in case ya step on a good old aussie stone fish,youll want to cut ya foot off and wont need feet anymore.

[Stev-o]

I like the high heeled "flippers"just in case ya step on a good old aussie stone fish,youll want to cut ya foot off and wont need feet anymore.

Hey Dave... Last time I was in Mexico I saw a "salon" with small aquariums.   There are dozens of small fish  in them and you put your feet in - they supposedly eat all the dead skin off your feet!

I did not do it. 

[crazypj]

I like the high heeled "flippers"just in case ya step on a good old aussie stone fish,youll want to cut ya foot off and wont need feet anymore.

Hey Dave... Last time I was in Mexico I saw a "salon" with small aquariums.   There are dozens of small fish  in them and you put your feet in - they supposedly eat all the dead skin off your feet!

I did not do it. 

Your not completely weird then

[dave500]

pirrana foot care?one way to rid yourself of those pesky extra toes?

[Stev-o]

pirrana foot care?one way to rid yourself of those pesky extra toes?

Ha!

[dave500]

and then once the fish are all grown big they get cooked,pedifish fingers?

[DV Red Herring]

So that's where McDonald's get the fish for their fish sandwich. Good to know.

[DV Red Herring]

Nom nom.

[seanbarney41]

and then once the fish are all grown big they get cooked,pedifish fingers?

damn Dave, that's exactly what I was thinkin...go through the back door of the pedifish foot salon and get all you can eat fish fry