Police on horse says to little girl on little pink bike, “Did Santa Claus get you that?”
“Yes” answers the little girl.
“Well please tell him to put a reflector tail light on it next year!” and fines her 5 bucks.
The little girl looks up at the police and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa Clause bring you that?”
The police smiles and replies, “He sure did!”
“Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa Claus that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it !"
