One day an atheist was out hiking in the woods alone. All of a sudden, bigfoot jumps out of the underbrush and comes after him. As he high-tails it down the trail with bigfoot hot on his heels, he yells out "Lord, Help Me!" A Deep booming voice comes down from the clouds "I didn't think you believed in me." The Atheist yells back "2-minutes ago I didn't believe in Bigfoot either!"
