The first RK's arrived in OZ in 1994 and the lovely Evelyn was not happy with the creator comforts of my old and much loved Kwaka Z1000MKII.
"I'm not swanning around the country side on the back of that for hours at a time. It's like sitting on a brick."
So off we went to arguably Australia's motorcycling capital at the time, Elizabeth Street in Melbourne.
The selection process went somthing like this.
"You can't have that, it's the wrong colour."
"You can't have that the seats to hard."
"You can't have that it doesn't have a backrest."
Blar blar blar blar.
Against my better judgment we wandered into Peter Stevens the Harley dealership.
And in the middle of the showroom, parked on a plinth was a shiny new turquoise roadking.
Ev walked up to it and said, "I like that, what a lovely colour."
Me, "Your kidding, I can't ride around on somthing like that!
Ev, "It looks very comfortable. "
Me, " It looks like a bloody cruise liner."
Ev, " It has a platform for my feet."
Me, " Their not platforms their called running boards, trucks have running boards, I'm not buying a truck!"
Ev, "Look it's got a windscreen."
Me, "So does our car. I'm not buying another car!"
Ev, "It has a backrest."
Me, "So does our lounge, I'm not buying another lounge!"
Salesman, "Would you like to sit on it?" ......Me, "NO!" .....Ev, "Yes please."
Salesman to Ev....."It has a belt drive instead of a chain so you won't get chain lube over your clothes."
Me to Salesman...."How long does it take to replace a belt?
Salesman, "You need to remove the primary, so it would be around 2 to 3 hours."
Me, " Evelyn get off the bike."
Me to Salesman......"How much does it weigh?"......Salesman,"Ummm about 330kg."
Me, "Evelyn get off the bike."
Salesman, " You can fit a slab of beer and a bag of ice in each of the fiberglass panniers."
Me, "Evelyn can you go back to the car and get the cheque book."
Evelyn and I clocked up over 175'000 trouble free kilometers on the "Old Girl" over the next ten years and it provided some wonderful memories.
She's still sitting down in the shed with a dust cover over her.
The bike, not Ev that is.
And as for that wobble, yep had it from day one.
But as I used to tell my mates when they poked me with a stick about it..." It's more of a characteristic than a defect."
Cheers,
Brian