Topic: How many Angels can dance on a 500/ head

[demon78]

Has a new religious gnosticism crept into SOHC now to replace the old gods of internal combustion, Intake, Compression, Power and Exhaust, with how many Angels can quickly dance in the cylinders Soichiro's masterpiece ? I ask particularly the monks from the far flung reaches of the southern cross, the emerald isle and the windswept pine tree latitudes for they are less contaminated by the vortex from the navel of the universe. Any how I'm tired so bed. Tomorrow is time enough to find out if Christianity is more legitimate than politics in the temples discussions.
Bill the demon.

[bear]

Ahh Uncle Billy

Don't be too disconsolate.......All's not lost,
We still follow the well trodden path of Bert Munro and Phil Irving down here in the Antipodes.
Our God maybe cruel and jealous but he is still the one true God.

Cheers,
Brian

[FuZZie]

So Bill...  I guess getting a couple of tambourines and hanging out at the airport is out? 

[dave500]

we still have harmless fun down under bill!as a mater of fact heres me and my mates just the otherday,the #$%* didn't use his indicator so we decided a little education was required in the interests of safety for all.

[dave500]

heres another one,we came across a dumped car,we made like it was a crash scene,shoulda seen the passing cars slow down with occupants mouths gaping!

[scottly]

Didn't anyone stop and/or call 911(or whatever you blokes down there dial in emergencies)??

[dave500]

we call 000 scottly,i guess on closer inspection they twigged its a hoax?,right on a bend so not seen form afar,ha ha we laughed for hours about it later!

the first one is a still from madmax one !

[seanbarney41]

Bill the demon, much thanks for speaking out as the voice of many much more quiet and reserved members here...after all, you have the power and respect of age on your side, absolutely nothing disrespectful in that at all.  Thanks

[ken65]

Dave, Odd that you mention this car body crash scenario. About 5 years or so a go, My good old father in law found a hollowed out body on the beach with no head , a leg missing no arms etc
At first he thought it was a hollowed out big turtle. Anyway he dragged it up  the beach and left it there. Went home , told his wife about it and she convinced him to report it.
 Needless to say , the cops couldn't identify the remains and judging by the moss that was growing on the remains it was thought to be around a year or so in the water.
 The only hint they had was that what was left had at one stage had had  open heart surgery.
With in a day or so he was inundated from the authorities  telling him he needed counselling etc . He just said "why".   Afterwards they left him alone.

[dave500]

whoa,truely gruesome #$%*,so turtles don't get heart surgery?id have gone with counselling,year off work with pay?

[vfourfreak]

As for the number of angels : the answer is probably the square root of fcuk all.
Now to religion.
A gentleman of Indian extraction opens a restaurant in Belfast in 1972. He works long hours to make it a success. One night he is walking home very late after locking up the restaurant.  All of a sudden two masked men jump out and level guns at him. One asks "Are you a protestant or a Catholic? " The Indian replies "I am a devout Hindu". Confused the two gunmen look at each other a while then the first one demands "Will that be a protestant Hindu or a Catholic Hindu, sham ?"

Such are the ways of men. Go in peace.

Kev

[vfourfreak]

a catholic priest was walking down a dark lane late at night when he came across a small boy,the boy said can you wipe that off me please?

Ha. And too true also 😯

[bear]

OY Kev!........

I'll do the Irish jokes around here thank you very much!

[vfourfreak]

C'mon Brian lets get rolling here 😊

A man walks into a bar in Belfast with a crocodile on a lead. The croc is an ill tempered beast with a vicious demeanour.  The man appears to be not much better. He shouts out aggressively to the barman "hey do you serve ****s ?" The barman, intimidated, says "yes, of course we do, what will you have?"
The man yells " A pint of Harp for me and a **** for the crocodile "

**** : Replace with religion of your choosing

Kev

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

Bill, what hybrid did you find? Very heavy thoughts!

[demon78]

Ahhh Jerry some times I find it bothersome, North America in both countries pay lip service to freedom of Religion, unfortunately now days they seem to forget that freedom of religion if you think about it also means freedom from religion and at 78 I am mature enough to have made up my mind and my choice to be free from it, any religion, so to have a person try and bombard me with their personal choice is no longer interesting or amusing. I have at this time in my life other priorities than defending a conclusion that I reached over 50 years ago and I've already stated that it's my responsibility, so if we throw open the discussion of religion like Terry and others I think we should be allowed to discuss political opinions as well being adults. Like all good Canadians I will apologize for being the loose cannon on an American forum, but at heart because of my antecedents I'm a #$%* disturber and think that is the right way to go.
Bill the demon.

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

 

[demon78]

As an adjunct to the above post I really don't care about which religion is being touted as the ultimate word, I assume that you've thought about it and that's good with me, I've known people of all religions and races, some are #$%*s, some not, keep it to your self and I will try and treat you as a human, oops haven't met too many Zoroastrians and there's a few Animists that I haven't been close to but I've talked to many other godly types.
Bill the demon.

[bwaller]

Rest easy Bill, you're as good as they come.

[demon78]

Brent, #$%* mate does this mean I've failed ? Here I try and subtly subvert the established order and apparently in the modern era it's gone over and left skid marks across across it's collective head.
Bill the demon.

[bwaller]

Nah man, I love an honest straight shooter.

[Terry in Australia]

Ha ha, I was enjoying that other thread and I came back after a ride on my bike with some more exciting solutions to solve all of America's problems, but some hall monitor, er, moderator had locked the thread? What a gip!