This old guy goes to the doctor. Tells the doctor he has a problem. The doc asks him " so what kind of a problem are you having?" The old guy says, "every morning, at exactly 6:50 am, I have this teriffic bowel movement".
The doc, kind of puzzled, asks him "so what's the problem with that. It seems quite good, given your age and all. Most popple your age are taking laxitives to help them out".
The old guy replies "well, I usually don't get out of bed until 7".