Drove my van to pick up a few burgers at nice local burger joint. Was having a very pleasant day until the pretty young thing brought me my burgers and all of a sudden the window wont go down. Well , that sucks. Put it in drive and all of a sudden the window goes down. Now it works normally, hmmm. Get back to the shop. Go to turn the engine off and the key wont move. Fiddle around with the brake pedal, shifter, tilt, etc for several minutes, all the while the window is going up and down...no luck key only moves to start and that is not where want it when the engine is already running. Oh well, gonna eat these burgers, maybe that will help. They were damn good, but the van still wont shut off. Hour and a half later, a sizeable portion of the column has been chiseled away and it still wont shut off. Removed dog house, pulled coil wire, unhooked battery. #$%* cars.