Reminds me of a story about the difference between Theory and Reality...
Little Johnny came home from school and asked his dad about the difference between Theory and Reality...
Dad said, "Well son, here's an example... go in the kitchen, and ask your mom if she would sleep with any man in the world for $1,000,000!"
Johnny went in and asked mom, and she said...
"Well son, I have been faithful to your father for over 20 years, and I would never think about doing that... but, for a $1,000,000 I could send you kids to the best college in the country, and we could live well for the rest of our lives, so I might consider it!"
Johnny goes back, and tells dad, and he says,
"Ok son, here's another example... go ask your 17 year old sister, if she would sleep with any man in the world for $2,000,000!"
Johnny finds his sister in the bathroom, getting ready for her date, and he asks her... She says,
"Well, I have been saving myself for my husband! But, for $2,000,000 I could give to the poor Honda owners of America, and save the whales, and all sorts of good things for the world! I might consider it!"
Johnny goes back and tells his Dad, and he says... "Now here son, is the difference between Theory and Reality...
In Theory, we are sitting on $3,000,000! But, in reality... we live with a couple of tramps."
Charlie