Topic: Two moaners

[gregwaits]

                  2 moaners


1) A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Give me a beer and one for the road"




2) A set  of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says:

"Have a seat and enjoy yourself, but don't start anything!"

[Rsnip988]

hyuck hyuck,


as far as one for the road I was at a restraunt and ordered an Appletini in a to go cup, the waitress actually went to the bar to get one and came back and said "I'm sorry we cant do that"  I said well bring me a to go cup and an appletini and turn around

they  refused to do it


(i wouldnt have drunk it in the car, but i like to see how far the rules can be stretched in business just to make a sale)