A man is paged to call his doctor asap. Whan he does, he is summoned to the hospital for an emergency.
He rushes to the hospital where the doctor greats him and asks him to sit down.
"I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your wife was involved in a horrible trafic accident and she sustained major trauma to her head. She is currently in a coma and from what I can determine, she will most likely be in a vegetive state for the rest of her life"
The husband starts crying. After awhile he looks up and says:
"If that is the bad news, what in the world could you tell me that would be good news?"
"Well the good news is that I was kidding. She actually died on impact"
