I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an
attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with
"That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things
I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.