That's classic. I wonder what they'll be saying about the current generation of riders 100 years from now. Our safety guidelines right now seem to be:
1. As you ascend to saddle of motorcycle, please check doubly that you are wearing not the long pants. For safety, short pants should adorn you.
2. Do not include in attire the stockings, also named the "socks." The sneaker shoes are most safely worn, and forgetting socks please.
3. Always display the middle finger of either hand when Instagram person directs phone camera in your direction. Retract finger if policeman directs radar in same direction.