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Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
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Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2018, 09:22:08 AM »
LOL. That's awesome. I am totally stealing this to post on Facebook.
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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2018, 09:23:00 AM »
The ACTUAL translation for #2 is "If the horn does not work..........use finger"

That is pretty cool and a melodious tootle of the horn to you! Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2018, 09:34:01 AM »
It's quite a nice vignette of post Atomic apocalypse Japan.

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2018, 11:15:06 PM »
i think my exhaust box exploded during this mornings dump?i think that's where I encountered the skid demon,or at least the skid mark demon?
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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2018, 01:12:25 AM »
i think my exhaust box exploded during this mornings dump?i think that's where I encountered the skid demon,or at least the skid mark demon?

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2018, 01:20:43 AM »
I wanna find out who the festive dog is?ill chuck him a bone as I go soothingly past at 90 miles an hour?

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2018, 01:31:04 AM »
that express by word of mouth bit,i better not enter into that #$%*ing discussion?

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2018, 04:06:18 AM »
I am sure anybody here would be able to translate 15 lines of English into Japanese without making any mistakes.  ;D ;D
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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2018, 04:18:59 AM »
you obviously haven't stopped for the policeman with hand raised?you most despicable person!for that you must commit hara kiri.

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2018, 10:53:36 AM »
that express by word of mouth bit,i better not enter into that #$%*ing discussion?
hey dave500...you got a cousin or brother in England?  ;D

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2018, 12:03:51 PM »
That's classic.  I wonder what they'll be saying about the current generation of riders 100 years from now.  Our safety guidelines right now seem to be:

1. As you ascend to saddle of motorcycle, please check doubly that you are wearing not the long pants.  For safety, short pants should adorn you.

2. Do not include in attire the stockings, also named the "socks."  The sneaker shoes are most safely worn, and forgetting socks please. 

3. Always display the middle finger of either hand when Instagram person directs phone camera in your direction.  Retract finger if policeman directs radar in same direction.
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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2018, 03:08:12 PM »
that express by word of mouth bit,i better not enter into that #$%*ing discussion?
hey dave500...you got a cousin or brother in England?  ;D

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2018, 07:36:30 PM »
Awesome, thanks for posting that.  I remember a warning sticker on an exhaust-"this part be hotting"...Larry

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2018, 03:51:21 AM »
I should have a warning on the seat of my pants "this part be farting"

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2018, 04:11:59 AM »
I should have a warning on the seat of my pants "this part be farting"

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2018, 04:16:20 AM »
How about this product

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Re: Honda Motorcycle Safety Rules - 1962
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2018, 05:29:14 AM »
How about this product

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