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Offline vfourfreak

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Three black men
« on: June 09, 2018, 02:48:34 AM »
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white patriarchal society . "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society". After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery", asked the couple? "Because I am the artist, who painted the picture", he replied, "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. "They're just three Irish coal miners.







The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

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Re: Three black men
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2018, 02:56:58 AM »
We have a version with three chimney sweepers, they show up at the doctor and one has clean penis and the two dont.

Doctor is surprised and the offered explanation is:

This buddy of ours went home for lunch.

BTW:is chimney sweeper good luck in any of your countries, Kev?
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Re: Three black men
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2018, 03:02:48 AM »
In Ireland, yes. They are thought to bring good luck. "Where there's muck there's money" as they say.

France has a complicated relationship with sweeps.  I think they are thought of much the same way as gypsies and carnies.

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Re: Three black men
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2018, 05:27:05 AM »
We are supposed to hold a coat button and make a wish - when we see chimney sweeper.

Not sure why, maybe because button and chimney sweeper rhymes in czech.

Schoolmate of mine showed to some college exam with black smear on her face- she met a chimney sweeper, smeared her for luck.
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