Moses and Jesus are playing golf. The come to a particularly difficult hole with a water hazard directly in line for their shot to the green. Moses takes his shot and its a good one, only a few feet from the cup. He then turn to Jesus and says "What club are you planning to use?" Jesus replies "I've been thinking about this, and Arnold Palmer would use a 9 iron." So Jesus takes his 9 iron and hits the ball, which goes directly into the water hazard. Moses says "I'll give you a free shot on this one" and parts the water hazard and retrieves Jesus' ball. As he hands the ball to Jesus, he asks "Now what club are you going to use?" Jesus replies "Arnold Palmer would use a 9 iron" and proceed to hit the ball again with the 9. And again it lands directly in the water hazard. Moses says "All right, this is the last time I'm going to get your ball for you, now what club are you going to use this time?" Jesus: "I'm telling you, Arnold Palmer would use a 9 iron" The ball, once again, lands directly in the water hazard. Moses says "I told you I wasn't going to get it again." So Jesus walks out on top of the water hazard looking for his ball. A passerby happens to notice and exclaims to Moses "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?" Moses replies "No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"
