A guy walks into a west virginia bar and orders a chardonnay.
The regulars look up at the stranger.
The bartender says "you ain't from around here, are ya?"
"No, I am from Washington" says the stranger.
"Well, what is it that you do there in Washington?" asks the barkeep.
"I am a taxidermist" says the stranger.
"A what?"
"A taixidermist...I mount animals"
"It's okay boys...he's one of us!"
