Topic: Girlfriend, hooker and wife

[flatblack]

What's the difference between the girlfriend, the hooker and the wife?

The girlfriend says (angrily): "What, you're finished already?!"

The hooker says (in a knowing, urban voice): "Aww, baby, you finished already?"

The wife says (looking up at ceiling): "Beige; I think I'll paint it beige."

[seaweb11]

is that from experience? It seemed to real for jest

[Jonesy]

Huh? This ain't no bar joke....! 

[eldar]

hey in the area where I live, we have a bar called the    I-BEAM   I wonder why?

[Serenity]

god joke ..Im not sure which category I fall into...are there any other choices?

[seaweb11]

god joke ..I'm not sure which category I fall into...are there any other choices?

does he sneak over to your house?
Does he pay to come into your house?
Does he avoid your house?

[Serenity]

you know what seaweb I'm going to choose choice number 2.....you guys start paying the minute you step into our life and house....its called the circle of life...watch the rat on the wheel round and round

[flatblack]

god joke ..Im not sure which category I fall into...are there any other choices?

Sorry, no. You have many choices regarding to whom you say that, however...

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[Serenity]

 ;)flatback nice to meet u btw

[750goes]

I'm thinking of a reply, but none I can post here.......

[Rsnip988]

I have heard it said that "all women are prostitutes some get paid in cash, some get paid in shoes and clothes"


cant say i see it that way but it fits what serenity said

[mwohlenhaus]

I used to live in Moorhead, MN and there was a bar called the I-beam there, it was an umm...err....how to put it...well I think gay is the politically correct term... yeah, a gay bar.  Is that what the I-beam you speak of was eldar?

[martin99]

C'mon, guys, drag your knuckles off the floor. My wife's blond and I know for a fact she'd be far too stubborn to ask for directions..