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« Reply #14500 on: June 11, 2009, 02:17:12 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14501 on: June 11, 2009, 02:17:16 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14502 on: June 11, 2009, 02:17:18 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14503 on: June 11, 2009, 02:18:24 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14504 on: June 11, 2009, 02:19:08 PM »
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14505 on: June 11, 2009, 02:19:24 PM »
arent all the del sols convertable?


and on a side note....is it just me or has the title to this thread always been bost poost?

No and no.

If you go back a few pages Burma said "Did you notice I changed the title?"

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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14506 on: June 11, 2009, 02:19:52 PM »
If you go back several a couple Weeks I pointed it out.
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14507 on: June 11, 2009, 02:20:01 PM »
Metallic Blue, no they are basically targa tops, the top loads into the trunk.
It is fun to drive, gets you going fast enough to scare you a little and accelerate when you need it, and gets decent gas mileage.
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14508 on: June 11, 2009, 02:23:20 PM »
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14509 on: June 11, 2009, 02:24:02 PM »
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14510 on: June 11, 2009, 02:26:02 PM »
Did I ever say I officially hate Olathe?
Almost got into fisticuffs with some old dude on the offramp at 119th because he was blocking the shoulder being an a$$.
He got out of his truck when I got to the light and I wasn't going to let him get the drop on me.
He probably thought I was some cracker pipsqueak when I horned and cursed him as I went around him.
He took a look at me as I got out and started to yell at him to get in his effing truck and drive away. He gave me the finger and got back in. I was pisssed and the adrenaline was flowing at that point but that was kind of funny.

That was to pick up my shocks early at the UPS depot, they wanted to charge me $25 to pick it up early. What a waste of time... have to wait a whole day now...  >:(
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14511 on: June 11, 2009, 02:27:22 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14512 on: June 11, 2009, 02:28:35 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14513 on: June 11, 2009, 02:30:22 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14514 on: June 11, 2009, 02:31:41 PM »

That was to pick up my shocks early at the UPS depot, they wanted to charge me $25 to pick it up early. What a waste of time... have to wait a whole day now...  >:(

Wait, you're saving them the manpower and fuel cost of driving to your house by picking them up and they want to charge you $25.00 for the savings?
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14515 on: June 11, 2009, 02:33:05 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14516 on: June 11, 2009, 02:34:44 PM »

That was to pick up my shocks early at the UPS depot, they wanted to charge me $25 to pick it up early. What a waste of time... have to wait a whole day now...  >:(

Wait, you're saving them the manpower and fuel cost of driving to your house by picking them up and they want to charge you $25.00 for the savings?


Yes, you'll #$%* up their system by removing before the driver gets a chance to release it. Standard practice. It sucks but eh...

Why let them pay the guy twice for doing nothing ya know?
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14517 on: June 11, 2009, 02:37:11 PM »

That was to pick up my shocks early at the UPS depot, they wanted to charge me $25 to pick it up early. What a waste of time... have to wait a whole day now...  >:(

Wait, you're saving them the manpower and fuel cost of driving to your house by picking them up and they want to charge you $25.00 for the savings?

Yeah, I know- I don't get it either.

Almost got thrown in the hoosegow for that too.
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14518 on: June 11, 2009, 02:38:47 PM »

That was to pick up my shocks early at the UPS depot, they wanted to charge me $25 to pick it up early. What a waste of time... have to wait a whole day now...  >:(

Wait, you're saving them the manpower and fuel cost of driving to your house by picking them up and they want to charge you $25.00 for the savings?


Yes, you'll #$%* up their system by removing before the driver gets a chance to release it. Standard practice. It sucks but eh...

Why let them pay the guy twice for doing nothing ya know?

Yikes! When I worked for FedEx Ground, we didn't do that that I know of.  I left in '02, so maybe they do too by now....
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14519 on: June 11, 2009, 02:39:09 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14520 on: June 11, 2009, 02:39:45 PM »
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rofl I can see where that's going....  :D
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« Reply #14521 on: June 11, 2009, 02:41:28 PM »




Almost got thrown in the hoosegow for that too.

For the altercation or for trying to get your shocks early? ;) :D
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14522 on: June 11, 2009, 02:45:16 PM »
Nah, I was a lot calmer by the time I rolled into the UPS lot, I just laughed that one off.

Of course! It totally makes sense to get charged more for picking it up early!
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14523 on: June 11, 2009, 02:59:21 PM »
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Re: Shameless Bost Poost Thread
« Reply #14524 on: June 11, 2009, 02:59:48 PM »
Ya can't spell stupid without U P & S.

The Air side is even more frightening...

I hate UPS.
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