It actually took me 4 or 5 looks to understand that those were cakes. Awesome.
Ugh.
I went and rode around for a couple hours, then went home had a couple few beers
then I decided it would be a good idea to put on my goggles and giagantic red leopard print scarf and get on the back of a bike to the liqour store, put the stuff in my backpack, went to quik trip and got hot dogs. Ate my hot dog on the bike went and partied for a few hours, decided to get on the back of a bike again and ride to the local IHOP entirely too quickly. After to 11 of us drank pots of coffee, ate and filled out comment cards as if they were grade school love letters, we went to get out of there and everyone was all crammed up by the register, this #$%*ing crunchy hair wearing #$%*ing LOSER looking kid says, "You going to school?" (I can only assume that my goggles of awesomeness and a backpack confused him)
"I'm on the bike you prick." Went over and waited for 2 of my friends to pay and said, " Come on guys! Let's go to school so we can learn some #$%*ing manners!"
3 of them proceeded to flip the kid off and we left.
Let's just say, I didn't have any business leaving the house.
On the other side, I probably haven't been to IHOP at 3 am in......a decade.