Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3217244 times)

nickjtc · « **Reply #1876 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:59:08 AM »

Quote from: sandcastcb750 on June 15, 2007, 06:14:37 PM

Some have been heard to say "life's a #$%*, then you marry one, then you die".
Not me, I might add."[/color]

They are like aliens that change form; they seem harmless at first. By the time you realize what's happening, it's too late.

You just have to keep remembering the mantra: "You are right dear." Life is a lot easier without confrontation.

Also, regular use of the back-up mantra: "Let's eat out."

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #1877 on:** June 16, 2007, 02:34:10 PM »

"You are right dear" can be substituted with " Let's get a divorce"

That way the confrontation ends in one year or less.

Find someone else to "let's eat out" with.

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #1878 on:** June 16, 2007, 02:34:31 PM »

"You are right dear" can be substituted with " Let's get a divorce"

That way the confrontation ends in one year or less.

Find someone else to "let's eat out" with.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1879 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:25:46 PM »

Man, I wish I hadda read Sandy's post 25 years ago! Damn........................

333 · « **Reply #1880 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:54:16 PM »

Does a marriage licence ever expire?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #1881 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:21:53 AM »

I tried to convince the wife that it's only good in the state it was issued, but she doesn't believe me, damn, why'd I have to marry a brunette?

burmashave · « **Reply #1882 on:** June 17, 2007, 05:47:13 AM »

Quote from: 333 on June 16, 2007, 06:54:16 PM

Does a marriage licence ever expire?

Sure, as with all licenses, it contains an expiration clause:

"Until death do us part."

ic455 · « **Reply #1883 on:** June 17, 2007, 10:09:39 PM »

BRATWURST[/color][/size]

Brantley · « **Reply #1884 on:** June 19, 2007, 01:33:41 AM »

I REALLY wasn't going to do this but, "BRATWURST" floating across my screen after the latest marital woes slant on a thread is really funny to me.

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #1885 on:** June 19, 2007, 05:40:11 AM »

Marital woes are much more funny when viewed in the rearview mirror.

"War of the Roses" is a very funny movie, also.

If Katherine Turner had run over a CB750 instead of a Morgan in "War of the Roses", would it have been, more , or less funny?

ic455 · « **Reply #1886 on:** June 19, 2007, 09:57:42 PM »

Quote from: Brantley on June 19, 2007, 01:33:41 AM

I REALLY wasn't going to do this but, "BRATWURST" floating across my screen after the latest marital woes slant on a thread is really funny to me.

I do my best to be completely nonsensical whenever possible

ic455 · « **Reply #1887 on:** June 19, 2007, 10:00:58 PM »

So, what does one do when one has been searching for a lost love for 10 years and finally finds her? Keeping in mind that the Lady is now married and you yourself are married with 2 younguns?
Is it just me, or is real life harder than the movies?

burmashave · « **Reply #1888 on:** June 20, 2007, 04:37:31 AM »

Depends on the movie, don't it? I mean, life could be like the Princess Bride. Or life could be like Apocalypse Now. Or life could be like Apocalypse Now Redux where Sheen gets the mission, guns, French Babe, drugs and a scenic trip up a river -- not to mention that the boys on the boat got the Playboy Bunnies.

Rushoid · « **Reply #1889 on:** June 20, 2007, 06:38:25 AM »

Or life could be like City of Angels where you become mortal, to be with Meg Ryan, only to have her turned into a pancake by a truck. Of course, that will only send you into a dark place that makes you want to research snuff films by riding around in an ambulance with Tom Sizemore. After stealing a few cars, the natural progression is to steal historic documents, like the U.S. Constitution. Of course, you hit bottom and realize it's time to clean up your act and get a respectable job, like say, a weatherman, but soon become bored with this life. So you buy a chopper and set yourself on fire.

Life could be like that. Couldn't it?

nickjtc · « **Reply #1890 on:** June 20, 2007, 08:22:17 AM »

One of my colleagues (female) has just walked in the office to tell me that her sig. other came home last night with a new purchase. A 1984 Kawasaki Voyager. You know, the one with the 1300cc 6 cylinder engine. It's his first bike in x years.

She is not a happy person, since there was no 'communication' about it. When I met the guy a few weeks ago, and he found out my background, he couldn't stop talking about how much he wanted to get back into riding again.

I think I created a monster! And then he bought one.

loonymoon · « **Reply #1891 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:22:53 AM »

hey we've gone over 2000 posts an you guys didn't notice

Rushoid · « **Reply #1892 on:** June 20, 2007, 10:03:00 AM »

I noticed. I was going to post again after my last one, but I figured I'd give rsnip the opportunity to get the 2000 as well as the 1000. This was started for him after all.

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #1893 on:** June 20, 2007, 10:40:17 AM »

Personally, I wish parts of life were like the 1985 season of "Dallas" ;Only a dream.

However, some of those characters in "Dallas" actually exist in life.

I don't remember any motorcycles in "Dallas"

More than 2000 posts / mais que dois mil noticias / whoopie!!!!!!!!!!!

333 · « **Reply #1894 on:** June 20, 2007, 12:18:23 PM »

I don't want to start anything, but someone is talking trash in another thread, saying that this thread looks "sad"!!! What are we going to do about it? Do we need a Bounty Hunter?

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #1895 on:** June 20, 2007, 02:05:44 PM »

Everything they say in the other thread may be true.......but.....

Personally, I think they are jealous.

ic455 · « **Reply #1896 on:** June 20, 2007, 06:29:38 PM »

Got it now, it's the 750 that can fix it: When the speedo reaches 100mph, it doesn't hurt anymore

burmashave · « **Reply #1897 on:** June 20, 2007, 08:50:43 PM »

Quote from: Rushoid on June 20, 2007, 06:38:25 AM

Or life could be like City of Angels where you become mortal, to be with Meg Ryan, only to have her turned into a pancake by a truck. Of course, that will only send you into a dark place that makes you want to research snuff films by riding around in an ambulance with Tom Sizemore. After stealing a few cars, the natural progression is to steal historic documents, like the U.S. Constitution. Of course, you hit bottom and realize it's time to clean up your act and get a respectable job, like say, a weatherman, but soon become bored with this life. So you buy a chopper and set yourself on fire.

Life could be like that. Couldn't it?

Wow, I think you've been channeling my life. It *is* just like that. Except that I wasn't too bummed about Meg because she's had some truly awful plastic surgery. But that's life, too, I guess. It can be just like a botched plastic surgery job.

old750 · « **Reply #1898 on:** June 20, 2007, 10:12:47 PM »

is this post going to ever end? i constantly see it in my replies how do i stop it?

Rushoid · « **Reply #1899 on:** June 21, 2007, 05:42:32 AM »

Quote from: burmashave on June 20, 2007, 08:50:43 PM

Quote from: Rushoid on June 20, 2007, 06:38:25 AM
Or life could be like City of Angels where you become mortal, to be with Meg Ryan, only to have her turned into a pancake by a truck. Of course, that will only send you into a dark place that makes you want to research snuff films by riding around in an ambulance with Tom Sizemore. After stealing a few cars, the natural progression is to steal historic documents, like the U.S. Constitution. Of course, you hit bottom and realize it's time to clean up your act and get a respectable job, like say, a weatherman, but soon become bored with this life. So you buy a chopper and set yourself on fire.

Life could be like that. Couldn't it?

Wow, I think you've been channeling my life. It *is* just like that. Except that I wasn't too bummed about Meg because she's had some truly awful plastic surgery. But that's life, too, I guess. It can be just like a botched plastic surgery job.

Sad isn't it? She used to be beautiful but her vanity caused her to end up looking like the Joker.

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