Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3074792 times)

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22525 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:27:15 AM »

he called back to say this :

Dad: i just wanted to bring over some presents for you and .... uuuh .. ummm. what's his name uuuuh
Spikey: Ryden?
Dad: YEAH YEAH , Ryden..... are you guys busy?
Spikey: No dad, he's in school .... it's wednesday
Dad: oooooh ok, well you can give them for me,

i mean ok, there's SOME effort there , so i guess i shouldn't get too bent outta shape ... but really? wtf?

...............Whadda douche

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22526 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:29:35 AM »

SWEET now i killed the thread

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22527 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:29:45 AM »

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22528 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:30:22 AM »

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22529 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:31:17 AM »

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22530 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:34:40 AM »

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22531 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:41:48 AM »

YAY! POOP!

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22532 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:45:34 AM »

WTF .... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

i did some retarded stuff as a teenager .. but..... thats just weird

and all the people in the background.. a few chics too

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Inkscars · « **Reply #22533 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:58:54 AM »

Tell him you forgive him if he brings you mamajuana.

Pooping on a plate? Is that my old roomate? jeeeez.
Bens talked me into filling my "funny tattoo" shin with zombie stuff.
It had occured to me before, but I takes zombies too seriously to keep it as a joke. Maybe I can get this instead of zombies.

+

=

SURVIVAL

Spikeybike · « **Reply #22534 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:12:54 AM »

sounds like a winner to me ... you forgot one thing tho "whip it's"

yes whip it's.. think about it .. your not gonna wanna get drunk, it'll throw your game off, weed is probly outta the picture too , whipit's are small , fit in your pocket ... and only last 5 seconds ..

Inkscars · « **Reply #22535 on:** December 30, 2009, 11:20:28 AM »

No.
I'm still gonna get drunk.
I figure I can drunk zombie kill.
Oh yea.
I'll start practicing now by getting loaded and going to the shooting range.

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #22536 on:** December 30, 2009, 12:18:56 PM »

Hey Ink... you got a zombie problem in KS too? I had to smash three heads just to get out to my car to get to work this morning. Freakin' undead. Got a little on my shirt.

the technological J · « **Reply #22537 on:** December 30, 2009, 12:22:37 PM »

Quote from: Tim in Ohio on December 30, 2009, 12:18:56 PM

Hey Ink... you got a zombie problem in KS too? I had to smash three heads just to get out to my car to get to work this morning. Freakin' undead.

i heard the only way to prove ur not a zombie is to poop on a plate

my78k · « **Reply #22538 on:** December 30, 2009, 12:24:21 PM »

Spikey, too bad ur dad can't get his crap together enough for Ry!!

I have almost the opposite problem...my parents now have 6 grandkids and love to have 5 of them for sleep overs all the time (1 is too young). The kids go there get spoiled and I have to de-program the runts!! but atleast it gets me some weekend nights off.

Dennis

Inkscars · « **Reply #22539 on:** December 30, 2009, 01:05:33 PM »

Quote from: Tim in Ohio on December 30, 2009, 12:18:56 PM

Hey Ink... you got a zombie problem in KS too? I had to smash three heads just to get out to my car to get to work this morning. Freakin' undead. Got a little on my shirt.

I've found the best way to deal with this is by shoving them down like children and just walking around them.
Their rigor is full on right now, and with the weather, they're terribly slow and clumsy.
I really got lucky, most of them round here turned since it's been cold, and their muscles are little tiny things now. In your faces undead.
I'll feel pretty bad if I find out that they just have the flu or something. hahah

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #22540 on:** December 30, 2009, 01:13:13 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on December 30, 2009, 01:05:33 PM

Quote from: Tim in Ohio on December 30, 2009, 12:18:56 PM
Hey Ink... you got a zombie problem in KS too? I had to smash three heads just to get out to my car to get to work this morning. Freakin' undead. Got a little on my shirt.
I've found the best way to deal with this is by shoving them down like children and just walking around them.
Their rigor is full on right now, and with the weather, they're terribly slow and clumsy.
I really got lucky, most of them round here turned since it's been cold, and their muscles are little tiny things now. In your faces undead.
I'll feel pretty bad if I find out that they just have the flu or something. hahah

Confused by "Shoving them down like children"... could just be a difference in how I roll... but I don't shove children down!

Children, I take down with a roundhouse kick to the face. Now the elderly... yeah them I shove down... bones are more brittle. But I think I gotcha The ballbat this morning may have been overkill. Point taken.

Slayer · « **Reply #22541 on:** December 30, 2009, 02:26:23 PM »

I am a zombie until I have had my morning coffee. Has anyone tried that?

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #22542 on:** December 30, 2009, 03:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Slayer on December 30, 2009, 02:26:23 PM

I am a zombie until I have had my morning coffee. Has anyone tried that?

Hello Slayer. I think I've tried it. Is it an aromatic, hot, black liquid... produced by 'brewing' ground coffee beans in hot water? If that's the stuff you mean... then yes, I have definitely tried it dude. Quite palatable.

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #22543 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:21:03 PM »

I got myself a welder for Christmas last year, and used it for the first time a few minutes ago! When I first got it, I was waiting until I had a chance to get a tank of shielding gas for it (which I never did get)... I just kept being a wussy and finding 'reasons' to not weld. The reasons to not weld were seemingly endless: One day it's chapped lips, the next day a Planet of The Apes marathon, arbor day celebration, weather conditions that seemed to favor a possible zombie attack ... etc.

Today I decided it was time to nut up and weld a broken bracket on my garage door. I think the following pictures speak for themselves:

This is a self portrait of me taking a moment for a little post-weld celebration:

Zaipai · « **Reply #22544 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:29:27 PM »

Well done Tim.. now there no stopping you and you have yet another weapon for those surprise zombie attacks!!!

coldright · « **Reply #22545 on:** December 30, 2009, 05:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Zaipai on December 30, 2009, 04:29:27 PM

Well done Tim.. now there no stopping you and you have yet another weapon for those surprise zombie attacks!!!

His thumb?

Zaipai · « **Reply #22546 on:** December 30, 2009, 05:16:08 PM »

Quote from: coldright on December 30, 2009, 05:05:40 PM

Quote from: Zaipai on December 30, 2009, 04:29:27 PM
Well done Tim.. now there no stopping you and you have yet another weapon for those surprise zombie attacks!!!

His thumb?

The welder...

coldright · « **Reply #22547 on:** December 30, 2009, 05:42:28 PM »

It was a joke.

seaweb11 · « **Reply #22548 on:** December 30, 2009, 06:09:32 PM »

I see you took the time to outfit yourself with all the necessary accoutrement's of good safe welding practices before undertaking on such an adventuresome 1st attempt.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #22549 on:** December 30, 2009, 06:49:50 PM »

i got the worst sunburn ever when I watched a pipe welder do his thing with a tig rig. all I had was the shield glass from an old hood.... I kept saying "do I smell burning hair?" it was my nostrils, they were lobster red as well as my entire face, with the exception of a white rectangle over my eyes.

that mistake was never duplicated.

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