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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23650 on: January 27, 2010, 06:59:40 PM »
no, i was at work all day
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23651 on: January 27, 2010, 08:31:55 PM »
Ha! You poor working stiff.  ;)

You gotta get laid off like the rest of us proper souls.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23652 on: January 27, 2010, 08:47:38 PM »
you shoulda said something. melissa the mouth had to tell me. pfft.


Hey, I got a parts list for the 550 and I can't find 1 place that has what i need for a reasonable price.
I checked z1.......blarg.
I need, 4 plugs, oil filter, steering neck bearings, and a front caliper rebuild kit. I can get the filter and plugs form the local store for pretty cheap........it's just if i can get it all from 1 place it would be better.
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i dont wanna pay......40958340968 bucks for 2 effin seals, the pads are fine, the caliper just sucks.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23653 on: January 27, 2010, 09:25:51 PM »
So this is Industrial "Bananahammock" Cafe in about ten years +/- some muscle tone and hair?


I see you guys spotted me at the fair, and yes, as kit stated my junk is tanned.  The most difficult part about tanning the underside of me joint was keeping my belly tan even.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23654 on: January 27, 2010, 09:33:44 PM »
So there Blasty was, laying in the middle of the 8, looking like a goddamn sundial...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23655 on: January 27, 2010, 09:38:36 PM »
So there Blasty was, laying in the middle of the 8, looking like a goddamn sundial...
What time was it?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23656 on: January 27, 2010, 09:39:33 PM »
Musta been noon, cuz I didn't see a shadow. ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23657 on: January 27, 2010, 10:47:55 PM »
Well, you would know if you logged in every now and then.  :)

Cycle parts warehouse for seals and whatnot, but what you want you have to get from different places.
I like sparkplugs.com for my denso plugs and the K&N oil filters, reasonably priced, always in stock.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23658 on: January 28, 2010, 12:52:56 AM »
Compare prices with honda parts nation as well, Ink.  ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23659 on: January 28, 2010, 07:50:15 AM »
Cool. will do. I need to get this party started!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23660 on: January 28, 2010, 12:38:50 PM »
Well my holiday in New Zealand is coming to an end, fly out on Saturday. Managed to avoid the temtation of molesting any local sheep although i saw a really nice cow this morning.... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23661 on: January 28, 2010, 01:42:53 PM »
Musta been noon, cuz I didn't see a shadow. ;D

Caught ya lookin' :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23662 on: January 28, 2010, 01:54:05 PM »
#$%*ing free puppies.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(



on a lighter note, I love mustard and horseradish!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23663 on: January 28, 2010, 02:11:20 PM »
#$%*ing free puppies.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(



on a lighter note, I love mustard and horseradish!



I love mustard on puppies!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23664 on: January 28, 2010, 02:23:35 PM »
my wife has a puppy in her car and is on her way home right now.

which means, I clean turds and pee, I feed and water, I take out and train to whizz in the woods, and the extra cost of feeding a puppy on unemployment.... guh. I'm gonna punch 'er in the boob.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23665 on: January 28, 2010, 02:32:07 PM »
Have fun with that one Brian.

Ooooooh, he's sooooo cuuuute! Look at him!

Uhuh, all I see is a big, fat bill and a lotta turds. And chewed up #$%*.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23666 on: January 28, 2010, 03:08:11 PM »
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23667 on: January 28, 2010, 03:18:28 PM »
Squids are funny ;D

I like puppies too, but not the kind that you put on a leash, the kind that stretch out a sweater ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23668 on: January 28, 2010, 03:18:38 PM »
Just got a call from my brother wondering why the CBR won't start for him....NEVER in the 3 plus years I owned it have I had ANY issues getting it to start!! It is there for 2 nights and he can't get it to start....I hate doing deals with Family!!! It was definitely low on gas but I told him to make sure he threw some gas in or kept it on reserve. I am hoping he just ran it dry and it is taking a bit of time to prime the lines some

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23669 on: January 28, 2010, 03:24:38 PM »
oh god... tell him to figure it out.   I don't sell vehicles to family or friends anymore, for that very reason.

everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23670 on: January 28, 2010, 03:31:01 PM »
Just got a call from my brother wondering why the CBR won't start for him....NEVER in the 3 plus years I owned it have I had ANY issues getting it to start!! It is there for 2 nights and he can't get it to start....I hate doing deals with Family!!! It was definitely low on gas but I told him to make sure he threw some gas in or kept it on reserve. I am hoping he just ran it dry and it is taking a bit of time to prime the lines some

Tell him to put the kill switch on "RUN".


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23671 on: January 28, 2010, 03:34:22 PM »
does he have a motorcycle endorsement? Cause they teach you how to get a bike started in there.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23672 on: January 28, 2010, 03:41:26 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23673 on: January 28, 2010, 03:42:09 PM »
just watch.... dumb ricer.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23674 on: January 28, 2010, 03:47:56 PM »
Represent!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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