yeah a little. How do you follow an act like that?
oh! oh! oh!
38KKK breast implants.
They look like they'd beat the hell out of you if you tried to motorboat 'em.
Here's the article. Italics are my own commentary.
A woman from Texas has reportedly undergone nine breast enlargement operations to become the proud owner of the world's largest breast implants — size 38KKK.
American doctors had refused to carry out any more operations on Sheyla Hershey, 28, when her breasts were a staggering 34FFF, but that didn't stop her from going under the knife for the record breaking surgery.
"To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about," the
brain surgeon of aHouston-resident said.
Still determined to increase her bustline, Hershey jetted off to Brazil where there are no limits on the size of implants.
The surgery required a full gallon of silicone
, 5 cases of Bud Light, a shoehorn, and an incredible lack of taste.
Her British ex-boyfriend, who initially paid for her plastic surgery, was dumped after he begged her to stop with the surgery.
"I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream," she said.
"Tits bigger than my brain."
When asked about her inherent inability to lay on her stomach, she waved a hand and said "I spend more time on my knees, anyway, Sugar."
