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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23925 on: February 09, 2010, 09:31:27 AM »
i'm not gonna do a rebuild, just swap in a used low mileage one...i know a rebuild is over my head...still troubleshooting it, could still possibly be any of the following that are causing the hesitation and hard shifting:
- Bad MAF Sensor
- Bad MAP Sensor
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- Vacuum leak
- Bad IAT Sensor Harness
- Bad Fuel Pump

This is fun...yeah, not really

with all those variables, it might even be a bad ECU.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23926 on: February 09, 2010, 09:48:16 AM »
whats a better saying for after u get laid.... boom goes the dynamite or Shaaa Zammm!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23927 on: February 09, 2010, 09:50:04 AM »
Who ya saying it to?

Could be "I'm Sorry" is more fitting....

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23928 on: February 09, 2010, 09:53:58 AM »
I like to say    "SPIDEY... SENSES.... TINGLING...." then  "GOOOOO!!"
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23929 on: February 09, 2010, 11:23:01 AM »
"Hot soup!"

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23930 on: February 09, 2010, 12:57:32 PM »
that's what we used to say when we walked behind people when I worked at Einstein Bagels.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23931 on: February 09, 2010, 01:07:19 PM »
GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOO!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23932 on: February 09, 2010, 01:07:36 PM »
Oh, And HI, I'm going to get my leg finished on friday and then I'm going to get a gun.
Why? Cause I want one.

OHH really? I stopped at the olathe gun store yesterday looking for used taurus judge.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23933 on: February 09, 2010, 01:07:58 PM »
"#$%*, I think the rubber broke.  Just kidding!"

always wins hearts and minds.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23934 on: February 09, 2010, 01:27:00 PM »
this poor guy.
http://badmelons.com/2009/12/22/always-#$%*-before-you-go-on-a-date/
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23935 on: February 09, 2010, 01:31:59 PM »
that's tragic and sad in so many ways.  I almost can't believe it really happened, and yet, thinking about how terrible things happen on hot dates, I can totally believe it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23936 on: February 09, 2010, 02:04:39 PM »
I think the girl was a little less than understanding. almost uneducated in reality.
 (i.e. not my type)
says she felt threatened.  If she woulda let him explain what happened...
oh #$%* it. you get what I'm saying.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23937 on: February 09, 2010, 02:13:21 PM »
Just #$%* in the #$%*ing public restroom you #$%*ing idiot!

If you are soooo concerned about the cleanliness of the public #$%*ter then take the time to put TP over the seat.

He deserved what he got. Sheesh  ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23938 on: February 09, 2010, 02:16:37 PM »
I have a friend that won't poop in the public #$%*ter, and another friend that has to poop every time we get to a store.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23939 on: February 09, 2010, 02:20:27 PM »
I don't know which would be more annoying.

The latter would be a #$%* to go to the mall with.

Or would he be OK with pooping in the food court section of the mall?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23940 on: February 09, 2010, 02:23:23 PM »
he'll poop wherever a bathroom is. and it usually takes less than a minute.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23941 on: February 09, 2010, 02:34:20 PM »
Sounds like a bad case of poopaphobia- fear of not pooping in an un-pooped toilet.

Dr. Phil should be alerted to this problem so he can beat him over his head with his dried feces.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23942 on: February 09, 2010, 03:45:44 PM »
this poor guy.
http://badmelons.com/2009/12/22/always-#$%*-before-you-go-on-a-date/

That was so funny I #$%* my pants and pee'd all over my keyboard!!!! ;D ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23943 on: February 09, 2010, 04:54:52 PM »
6560 N pagoda tree terrace.   the address won't come up properly for some reason.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23944 on: February 09, 2010, 05:57:32 PM »
You know, in retrospect, Dookie's right, dammit.  If he can't hover or paper, then he's too much of a pussy and deserves what he gets.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23945 on: February 09, 2010, 06:00:25 PM »
I just wipe the seat off with TP and blast a dook.  I don't care... what am I gonna get? the herp?
doubt it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23946 on: February 09, 2010, 06:01:44 PM »
Use an ass gasket (aka cowboy hat) ffs, #$%*sock. ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23947 on: February 09, 2010, 06:03:49 PM »
the "I can't poop in public" dose, I mean.  "#$%*sock" could mean any one of us...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23948 on: February 09, 2010, 06:06:03 PM »
if the cowboy hats there I'll use it, but, a cold dry seat is a clean seat if you ask me.

the exception is, if the seat was recently sat on, I'll make sure there's a gasket there... cause I feel like my butt is touching the last guy's butt.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #23949 on: February 09, 2010, 06:30:17 PM »
all seats that arent mine get a wipe and tp... calm me paroniod but i dont wanna be that one in a million that gets herpes warts and the clap because my dong slapped the tip of the bowl right after some dirtbag
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