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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24250 on: February 19, 2010, 11:22:36 PM »
thats the kicker i dont this smell came out of nowhere.... underdstand my rage?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24251 on: February 19, 2010, 11:25:22 PM »
Feral cat hiding under the floor or ceiling?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24252 on: February 19, 2010, 11:55:39 PM »
Possum or raccoons in the crawl space.  If you know what I mean.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24253 on: February 20, 2010, 12:58:38 AM »
have an ex that has cats and still nurses unfond memories?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24254 on: February 20, 2010, 03:20:29 AM »
Sounds like somebody got a hold of some bad pussy :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24255 on: February 20, 2010, 03:34:10 AM »
Yep, nothing worse than a smelly pussy.... :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24256 on: February 20, 2010, 05:12:08 AM »
I want to lace tanned cat pelts to my riding jacket and upholster my seat with cat hide.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24257 on: February 20, 2010, 05:39:14 AM »
i HATE with my entire soul cats... i would rather be butt raped by an octopus's beak...

Again with the 'Octopus beak' daydream?  I don't think this is about cats at all more about his latent octopus anal rape fantasies...
I submit as evidence a few past quotes from thegabrielj that I dug up:

I can't eat another bite of this hot fudge sundae... i would rather be butt raped by an octopus's beak...

And then there was the most teliing one:
ARRRRRGGHHH...I HATE my freaking job!  I work as a suntan oil application tech for the Hawaiin Tropic Bikini team... I swear if I have to rub oil on the body of one more hot chick I'm gonna freakin' go nuts...   i would rather be butt raped by an octopus's beak...

Do yourself a favor pal.  Quit fighting it, find yourself a nice octopus and settle down with it.  I know the two of you are going to be very happy together.  :)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24258 on: February 20, 2010, 05:53:37 AM »
I too hate cats with a guttural rage that comes from deep within.

It stems from my parents owning cats from the time I was born to the time I was 18 and moved out.
   they knew I had allergies, we went to a doctor and I had #$%*-loads of allergy tests done. hundreds of needles poked into my back and arms.
   I looked back on it after I moved out and I think my mom lied to me about being allergic to dogs.  I have absolutely no allergy to them and she's deathly afraid of them for no reason... even teacup puppies.

my allergy is like this-
      6AM so much post nasal drip in my throat, that I wake up every morning and have something I thought was normal called "my morning stomach ache" (cool emo band name) and vomiting atleast twice a week.
    until 2pm my eyes itch and water excessively, my ears and throat itch to the point of madness. (it wears off because I'm outside the house) 5pm- after school eyes ears throat nose WTF!!!?? and this goes on till I go to sleep.  
    
Here's The Kicker.
    To remedy this situation all my mom would have to do is GET RID OF THOSE #$%*ING CATS! but no, it was bi-weekly sets of allergy shots for 4 years. and all that did was lessen the symptoms to a tolerable level.
    
      the other thing I'm allergic to is every plant item known to man. not pollen, the plant its self.
bananas, nuts, greens...
    anything that comes from the earth makes my throat itch to eat it, and my skin itch to touch it.

also cats won't sit still, or as I call it "lay and be #$%*ING cute" as I hug the life out of them for trying to get away.

morning rant end
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everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24259 on: February 20, 2010, 06:08:56 AM »
So, your mom had cats and kept getting them when she knew you were allergic to them?

Damn.  :(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24260 on: February 20, 2010, 06:43:38 AM »
yeah, instead she spent money and time on shots, when she could have saved money and got rid of the amazing exploding dander-cats.

 On the up side, I got over any fear of needles because of that.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24261 on: February 20, 2010, 11:05:31 AM »
mmmmmmmm....needles.
I like berries.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24262 on: February 20, 2010, 11:06:42 AM »
sounds like something my mom would do, in conjunction with the "your chronic stomach ailments are all in your head, and we'd rather send you to a shrink than a gastroenterologist." I still treasure that.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24263 on: February 20, 2010, 11:53:40 AM »
HOLY #$%*!!! that's what she would tell me.

"you're stomach aches are all in your head, you're just nervous"  doesn't make sense now, but when you're a kid you take what your parents say at the truth.   I went to shrinks for reasons I still don't understand.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24264 on: February 20, 2010, 12:13:24 PM »
i HATE with my entire soul cats... i would rather be butt raped by an octopus's beak...

Again with the 'Octopus beak' daydream?  I don't think this is about cats at all more about his latent octopus anal rape fantasies...
I submit as evidence a few past quotes from thegabrielj that I dug up:

I can't eat another bite of this hot fudge sundae... i would rather be butt raped by an octopus's beak...

And then there was the most teliing one:
ARRRRRGGHHH...I HATE my freaking job!  I work as a suntan oil application tech for the Hawaiin Tropic Bikini team... I swear if I have to rub oil on the body of one more hot chick I'm gonna freakin' go nuts...   i would rather be butt raped by an octopus's beak...

Do yourself a favor pal.  Quit fighting it, find yourself a nice octopus and settle down with it.  I know the two of you are going to be very happy together.  :)


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24265 on: February 20, 2010, 12:20:51 PM »
Feral Rabbits ate my sandwitch.................
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24266 on: February 20, 2010, 01:17:29 PM »
Better whoop out the howitzer...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24267 on: February 20, 2010, 01:44:14 PM »
make some holy bunnies... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24268 on: February 20, 2010, 01:56:19 PM »
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24269 on: February 20, 2010, 01:59:37 PM »
Or the holy hand grenade.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24270 on: February 20, 2010, 03:47:51 PM »
I thought only birds had beaks.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24271 on: February 20, 2010, 03:49:53 PM »
Octobears have them too.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24272 on: February 20, 2010, 03:50:23 PM »
here you go you sick #$%*s.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24273 on: February 20, 2010, 03:53:00 PM »
awesome
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24274 on: February 20, 2010, 03:57:22 PM »
I couldn't get the meter to the max, I need more tentacles!!!!!
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