Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[MickeyX]

Or a big rubber band. Or a large toenail clipper. Or a cheese grater but that would wear your arm out before you were done. Or a bear trap. Or a broken beer bottle. Or some razor wire. Or rub some peanut butter on them and let the dog chew them off.

really, it's not that hard to come up with ways. 

[Frankenkit]

true.

[coldright]

To relieve suffering you can always use a scrotium.  A podium for your scrotum.  It's what we use at work.

[Retro Rocket]

To relieve suffering you can always use a scrotium.  A podium for your scrotum.  It's what we use at work.

Or a wheel barrow.....

Mick

[Retro Rocket]

A couple of days after i had my transplant and the first time i had to go to the toilet, i had a fluid shift and guess where all the fluid went, yep, i had the biggest balls in the neighborhood, you guys would have been proud of me......

Mick

[coldright]

I have seen some huge scrotums... it's the easiest place for fluid to go... scrotal edma.  Nothing like the village shaman with the nutsack from God though.  RR - I hope your's wasn't that large.

[Retro Rocket]

Couple of base balls with a shade of purple would just about sum it up.

Mick

[333]

Well, I'm enjoyin' the hell out of my breakfast.


And I would be the last one to talk tech here in the bar but my question isn't really tech related.

hey does anybody know if the earlier k models have thier gauges set closer because of the location of the indicator lights? i have a 73 and a 78 which ones are set closer to each other?

If you have both, can't you just measure them?

[Industrial Cafe]

I still don't understand...
do you want to put on the bar clamp with the idiot lights in it?
do you have one already?
do you want one?
is one of your boobs considerably larger than the other?

[Industrial Cafe]

hey fart drinkers!!!
    I got a complete posi-traction GU4=3.08  rear end with 86K miles, from an 88 GMC Vandura yesterday for FREE!!!

that saved me 250 buckowitz.
   it's a higher gear ratio than I had (GU6=3.42) to begin with, but I think it'll save more gas, all our roads are 55mph and long so it's mostly hi-way driving around here.
  Now to degrease, pressure wash, paint, and replace the seals.

[the technological J]

I still don't understand...
do you want to put on the bar clamp with the idiot lights in it?
do you have one already?
do you want one?
is one of your boobs considerably larger than the other?

i do have a bar clamp indicator that im going to switch to.... on my 78 i just removed the triangular one and wondered if the 73 bracket set the guages closer because now that the idiot light between the guages is gone it looks like there is extra space....... and the bracket is in a box some where so i was just thinking up these questions without looking for my self....... brian talk about my boobs again i'll slap u ......... im not some peice of meat for u to oogle..... pervy octopus rapee

[the technological J]

now im self consious are my boobs that diiferent? i always thought it was normal.... im wearing a turleneck to church now....... maybe if i keep em pushed together..... on no that just makes my nipples crooked... thanks alot brian im telling mary

[Frankencake]

now im self consious are my boobs that diiferent? i always thought it was normal.... im wearing a turleneck to church now....... maybe if i keep em pushed together..... on no that just makes my nipples crooked... thanks alot brian im telling mary

  nipple tape works for me.

[Industrial Cafe]

I'd do this if I were you-


it'll distract from your lop sided c-cups

[Tim in Ohio]

You all seem to be under the impression that the giant balls dude is interested in ridding himself of the affliction.  Looks to me like he uses them as a chair, sometimes as a work table... seems to be saving a bundle on furniture.  He might want to consider moving to a ground level shack that doesn't require a ladder to gain entry...  for those times when there doesn't happen to be a friend handy to help hoist his balls up the ladder. 

[Grnrngr]

Think I'll write a song...."Dude looks like a Hamster.."

[Frankenkit]

I've spent the last 3 hours working on homework at work.

I want need to say this:
I #$%*ing Hate Logarithms. 

I also am not feeling any kind of love for my prof. right now.  Could she have said "Logarithms are essentially inverse functions of exponents"? Yes. Did she? No.
Could she have taught us by relating log to things we already knew? Yes. Did she? No.
She basically just fired off a bunch of examples, said "Do your homework (what has been 3 front/back pages and growing) and I'm not going to grade whether or not it's correct but whether or not your process is correct."

wtf. Exams are coming up in a couple weeks, and you're sending us out with marshmallow firm grasps on these concepts. What. The. #$%*.

so I've spent 2 hours on and off on a math tutor site copying down notes and examples, getting a way better idea of this stuff. I'm going to spend all Tuesday morning helping other students, I think. Someone needs to.

[MickeyX]

I'm glad you are getting help on that #$%*. I wish I still remembered that stuff so I could have been some help to you. 

As for me, I finally removed the cat from my chest, got out of bed around 1pm, ate, took some meds and I'm finally feeling well enough to stand up in the shower. If that goes well, I may go outside since it seems really nice out today. I need to put a tire back on a car and build my grinder stand. I also have a few things on feebay to try for today. One is unobtanium so I really want to make sure I'm on it.

Why are all the video rental places closing and the ones that are left have nothing cool to watch. We need a good way to get movies to watch, some variety besides the same crap that hollywood is putting out now. Why in the hell can't I find something decent around here, like Bullitt?

[Frankenkit]

Seems like places say they close due to "piracy" leaving the only viable way of accessing 90% of movies ... piracy.

[seaweb11]

http://10starmovies.com/Watch-Movies-Online/Bullitt_1968/

[Industrial Cafe]

arr!

http://10starmovies.com/Watch-Movies-Online/Bullitt_1968/

apparently on 2 of the links 100% of the people that watched it said it was bad...

probably 1 person thatthat voted who has no idea what a movie should be, and just wants to be spoon-fed satirical propaganda.

[MickeyX]

I just realized Kit has the grinder stand with her in the back of the car. My task list just dropped by 50%. 

Thanks for the link. It's so hard to find movies around here anymore. I really have some favorites over the years that I'd like to show to Kit but I can never find them. I don't mind paying, I just want the access to them.

[Tim in Ohio]

I just realized Kit has the grinder stand with her in the back of the car. My task list just dropped by 50%. 

Thanks for the link. It's so hard to find movies around here anymore. I really have some favorites over the years that I'd like to show to Kit but I can never find them. I don't mind paying, I just want the access to them.

If you like movies about guys with enormous balls, there is a link a few posts back.  It's not a feature length film, but a good flick nevertheless.

[Industrial Cafe]

can't wait to get started on my sub enclosure. it'll be a battened and braced .75 cube sealed box with a double layer top sheet... yummy

my father in law saw that I was putting a sub in the van... without going into detail, I'll just say- he doesn't like bass.

[MickeyX]

I won the auction for the skid plate for the CL350. You have no idea how hard it is to find those things. Now I have to sell Kit on the street to pay for it.