Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3079121 times)

Rushoid · « **Reply #2550 on:** August 24, 2007, 01:12:01 PM »

You oughta be shot right where you're standing! So help me if I had a gun, I'd do it myself!
That badge would make it alright, wouldn't it?

But they're all following you.
No, they ain't. I'm just in front of them.

mark · « **Reply #2551 on:** August 24, 2007, 01:55:47 PM »

See, my daddy always told me to be just like a duck. Stay smooth on the surface and paddle like the devil underneath!

mark · « **Reply #2552 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Rushoid on August 24, 2007, 01:10:14 PM

Quote from: madmark73 on August 24, 2007, 12:28:38 PM
.. and back to our feature.. Ooh.. it's the good part..

Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!
If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy.

For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #2553 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:58:15 PM »

Quote from: madmark73 on August 24, 2007, 07:49:34 PM

Quote from: Rushoid on August 24, 2007, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: madmark73 on August 24, 2007, 12:28:38 PM
.. and back to our feature.. Ooh.. it's the good part..

Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!
If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy.

For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly.

You're doin' a great job!!!! I just heard a flock of them barking as they flew by...............(man!!!!!......I gotta quit slammin' that first 6-pack after work on a Friday night so damn quick!!

).....guess it coulda' been some other breed.......

333 · « **Reply #2554 on:** August 24, 2007, 08:22:35 PM »

I realize that I haven't checked in so much lately as I am at the beach, but what the heck is going on here? Where has the shamelessness gone? It sounds like a movie line thread to me. Granted I have contributed a couple random lines here and there, but only in practicing randomness. I never thought it would become a contest.

Now let's get back to it. I want to see some real shamelessness the next time I check in. And judging from the weather reports, it may be more often than I would like!

Oh, and "shoehorn!"

mark · « **Reply #2555 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:14:24 PM »

Quote from: 333 on August 24, 2007, 08:22:35 PM

I realize that I haven't checked in so much lately as I am at the beach, but what the heck is going on here? Where has the shamelessness gone? It sounds like a movie line thread to me. Granted I have contributed a couple random lines here and there, but only in practicing randomness. I never thought it would become a contest.

Now let's get back to it. I want to see some real shamelessness the next time I check in. And judging from the weather reports, it may be more often than I would like!

Oh, and "shoehorn!"

Whassamatter? Wasnt the previous post shameless enough?
Contest? Nobody named the last coupla flix anyway.
Very well then.
My apologies in advance to member BurmaS. for the following..
More to come when I find the book they were in.

Ready?

Her man's whiskers..

mark · « **Reply #2556 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:15:08 PM »

never faze her..

mark · « **Reply #2557 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:15:47 PM »

because he uses..

mark · « **Reply #2558 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:16:34 PM »

an electric razor.

mark · « **Reply #2559 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:17:06 PM »

Who needs..

mark · « **Reply #2560 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:17:44 PM »

Burma Shave?

mark · « **Reply #2561 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:18:31 PM »

Sorry B. he made me do it.

mark · « **Reply #2562 on:** August 24, 2007, 09:19:16 PM »

Happy now?

333 · « **Reply #2563 on:** August 25, 2007, 05:26:56 AM »

Except for the cut on Burma, extremely happy!

mark · « **Reply #2564 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:32:14 AM »

.. not a cut. Go back a page and read the rest.

Vintage '60s MAD Magazine stuff BTW

.. Would have been better if it didn't split pages.

.. Another? ..

.. Sure, why not..

Old beer cans..

mark · « **Reply #2565 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:33:15 AM »

along the road..

mark · « **Reply #2566 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:33:58 AM »

by day a blight.

mark · « **Reply #2567 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:34:42 AM »

But at night..

mark · « **Reply #2568 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:35:27 AM »

guide our way..

mark · « **Reply #2569 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:36:18 AM »

reflecting bright!

mark · « **Reply #2570 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:37:08 AM »

Burma Shave!

333 · « **Reply #2571 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:55:18 AM »

You young bucks just don't realize that Burma Shave(the product) doesn't work with electric razors!

mark · « **Reply #2572 on:** August 25, 2007, 09:05:39 AM »

Quote from: 333 on August 25, 2007, 08:55:18 AM

You young bucks just don't realize that Burma Shave(the product) doesn't work with electric razors!

Yes, I know, it was shaving cream. Granddad used it with a cutthroat razor that he would strop on the same leather that kept Mom and her bro' in line. I have the razor and brush, but we never found the strap. Mom wanted to burn it. Wonder why..

Here's the whole series in one place for anyone who doesn't want to go back a page..

Her man's whiskers..
never faze her..
because he uses..
an electric razor.
Who needs..
Burma Shave?

Repeat.. not a cut on our own burmashave, just vintage MAD

mark · « **Reply #2573 on:** August 25, 2007, 09:14:19 AM »

.. more to come when I find that darned book.

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #2574 on:** August 25, 2007, 01:44:12 PM »

Can't say about "That darned book" but I liked Dean Jones and his cute brunette girlfriend in Disney's "That darned cat" . She is probably not cute anymore being about 65-75 now...yikes!

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