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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28875 on: June 04, 2010, 04:21:36 PM »
lol you can even see my pu$$y a little...

It's awfully furry.....


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28876 on: June 04, 2010, 04:23:16 PM »
but is it purry?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28877 on: June 04, 2010, 04:50:41 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28878 on: June 04, 2010, 05:18:15 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28879 on: June 04, 2010, 05:25:55 PM »
I like my pussy bald..... ;D ;D ;D :o



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28880 on: June 04, 2010, 05:30:06 PM »
I like my pussy bald..... ;D ;D ;D :o


& wrinkly? eewwwwww..... :D


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28881 on: June 04, 2010, 05:39:09 PM »
     I just fixed the AC in my Dodge Dakota for $15.00! This is great because a friend had the same problem with his truck 4 years ago, and the dealership tried to stick him for $800.00, said the whole dash had to come out, but he got on the phone, and raised hell with Chrysler, and got it done for $50.00
     Mine started doing the same #$%* last year, and finally quit just like his, so I got on google, and found a Dodge Dakota forum. It's just a resistor block, took 20 min. to replace.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28882 on: June 04, 2010, 05:40:00 PM »
I like my pussy bald..... ;D ;D ;D :o


& wrinkly? eewwwwww..... :D




Needs pumping up maybe....Hmmmmm.....pumping pussy..... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28883 on: June 04, 2010, 06:08:25 PM »
oof, sorry GabrielJ, that's way over my head for the 350/360...

Hey Mick, I was all over Appleton Cycles for ya.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28884 on: June 04, 2010, 06:16:26 PM »
oof, sorry GabrielJ, that's way over my head for the 350/360...

Hey Mick, I was all over Appleton Cycles for ya.

Thanks mate, it wasn't for me, it was that i noticed the OP had put thread in on the 29th with no replies...thats not good thing if you are being ripped off......time is of the essence.... ;)

Thanks for your help and Spikey..

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28885 on: June 04, 2010, 06:18:17 PM »
#$%*, it was the 29th of April..... :o   how long do you have to do a paypal dispute?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28886 on: June 04, 2010, 06:28:34 PM »
#$%*

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28887 on: June 04, 2010, 06:59:44 PM »
y'all talkin bout POOP!??
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28888 on: June 04, 2010, 07:21:23 PM »
"Moderation in all things - especially moderation. Too much moderation is excessive. The occasional excess is all part of living the moderate life."
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28889 on: June 04, 2010, 07:23:34 PM »
Kit, you're kinda hot for a guy :o :o

I kid! I kid!  But you are kinda hot.  (I'm not being "that" guy by the way)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28890 on: June 04, 2010, 07:24:03 PM »
"Sigh".
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28891 on: June 04, 2010, 07:50:28 PM »
*sigh*

Kit is easy on the eyes... I want to cut her hair.
 (I wonder what it looks like?)
  I could do a razor pixie with some chippy bangs.


everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28892 on: June 04, 2010, 07:51:48 PM »
So....I learned an important life lesson tonight!

If your speedo is pretty much shot you really shouldn't rely on your odometer to tell you when it is time to fuel up. AND  if your speedo is shot you REALLY shouldn't rely on your odometer to tell you when to fuel up while riding around in the "reserve" postion and thinking you're in the "on" position!!!

Thank god I was riding with a buddy who had saddle bags and it was only a 5 minute ride back to the gas station to buy gas and an over priced Jerry Can!!! It would have REALLY sucked to push it the 5 kms back to the gas station!!!

On the bright side we had a fun little 150 kms or so ride tonight and made it home safely and only a little wet from the showers!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28893 on: June 04, 2010, 07:59:09 PM »
hey kit everytime i see ur avatar it think about watching that movie... what did u think of lori petty?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28894 on: June 04, 2010, 08:20:23 PM »
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28895 on: June 04, 2010, 08:25:45 PM »
Lori Petty is hot.  So. Hot.

my hair? Uh.
Eh.
I'm a low-maintenance kind of girl... that means on my days off, I pretty much just put a bandanna on instead of actually going through all the work of "doing" my hair. :P  Carrie has seen it, and she wasn't upset by it, so I'm assuming either it's okay, or her nursing experience has made her able to withstand the worst of "bad hair"
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28896 on: June 04, 2010, 08:30:37 PM »
OMGGGGG!!! please razor pixie and chippy bangs... not another cliche! i think the the berks, bandana and animal statue riding( or something else) works pretty good
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28897 on: June 04, 2010, 09:25:35 PM »
...
please refrain from going "OMGGGG" about my hair.  You're starting to sound like my little sister, man.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28898 on: June 04, 2010, 09:28:02 PM »
don't get me started on lori petty

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28899 on: June 04, 2010, 09:29:13 PM »
too late

mmmmmmmm
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