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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28975 on: June 07, 2010, 10:29:12 AM »
Yeah man, Simpsons are on Snowball number 5.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28976 on: June 07, 2010, 10:41:26 AM »
^ Brilliant. ^
That's what I'd like to hear.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28977 on: June 07, 2010, 11:17:07 AM »
The cats have figured out the joys of bubble wrap. They have been pouncing and biting that thing for 10 minutes straight.  ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28978 on: June 07, 2010, 11:43:30 AM »
I prefer tits with my coffee.

Yeah, so I'm a little late to this party....

BTW: You get just one guess as to where you sip the coffee from...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28979 on: June 07, 2010, 01:18:08 PM »
^ That's just wrong...^
That's what I'd like to hear.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28980 on: June 07, 2010, 01:25:11 PM »
This thread move so fast sometimes, it's hard not to be late.  Like this;

and they are a really mellow breed of dog if raised properly, and not trained to fight

Fixed that for ya.  Cause the truth is that no breeds are prone to fighting more than another.  Males tend to be more aggressive, but past that...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28981 on: June 07, 2010, 04:19:44 PM »
isn't irony fun
 

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28982 on: June 07, 2010, 04:29:24 PM »
where did I take this picture at?

everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28983 on: June 07, 2010, 04:39:11 PM »
the free clinic

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28984 on: June 07, 2010, 04:47:56 PM »


The private XXX video viewing booths at the local adult toy & video store?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28985 on: June 07, 2010, 04:53:49 PM »
a super trendy oxygen bar  (are those even around anymore)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28986 on: June 07, 2010, 05:04:26 PM »


Sperm Bank making a deposit... ??? ???


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28987 on: June 07, 2010, 05:57:41 PM »
I remember oxygen bars... never went to one though.

it's actually pretty lame
it's from the dump.
they charge you if you're there after closing.
never heard of such a thing
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28988 on: June 07, 2010, 09:18:31 PM »
a super trendy oxygen bar  (are those even around anymore)

I've heard of oxygen bars at DEMF (Detroit Electronic Music Festival) I suppose people like different tasting oxygen when they're on all sorts off hallucinogens and/or stimulants. Never been there, the techno scene isn't what I'm into, never will be either. But since were on the topic... WAIT ISN'T THAT CONTRADICTORY TO THIS ENTIRE POST. WHAT'VE I DONE?!?!?!?!?  :o :o :o :o :o ::) :P ::) ???
That's what I'd like to hear.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28989 on: June 08, 2010, 06:13:56 AM »
so my dog wants to go outside ... but i'm gonna ignore her till she barks at least 100 times

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28990 on: June 08, 2010, 06:26:35 AM »
Nothin' says "welcome home" more than the smell of dog poop around the house.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28991 on: June 08, 2010, 06:32:28 AM »
acually she did leave me the tiniest little turd in the living room with a little note on it that reads   "dear manny, late night treats should be followed up by late night walks .....dumbass"   

so i took her out and she showed me that she was really saving most of it for outside  ;D ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28992 on: June 08, 2010, 06:36:12 AM »
Nala.  Good girl!  You'll have Spikey trained in no time.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28993 on: June 08, 2010, 06:43:39 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D i thought the same thing

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28994 on: June 08, 2010, 07:37:31 AM »
A buddy of mine has a boxer pitbull mix. The most playful dog I've ever seen. Never seen it actually go after someone. On the other hand, my other buddy was attacked by a great dane when he was 12... Needless to say he did what he had to do and grabbed the nearest weapon which happened to be a pitchfork.... :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28995 on: June 08, 2010, 07:48:39 AM »
"Sure, if you don't want that bike in your backyard, I guess I'll take it."  "I'll probably just scrap it......"

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28996 on: June 08, 2010, 08:34:38 AM »
Oh hey I am getting a new (used) car this weekend...my buddy's dad passed away a few months ago and they want to get rid of it so I am getting a good deal on it. '02 Cavalier with 140000 kms (about 87500 miles) for $800. It appears to be in pretty decent shape but needs some major cleaning since his dad was a big smoker etc.

I am selling my '98 Escort wagon to my brother (well really my nephew) for about $400 so he has a car to run around in for the summer.

I should be getting it Saturday.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28997 on: June 08, 2010, 08:35:57 AM »
so my dog wants to go outside ... but i'm gonna ignore her till she barks at least 100 times

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28998 on: June 08, 2010, 08:40:02 AM »
Cavalier huh...   you gonna stop at the auto parts store and pick up a fart pipe and some Type-R stickers?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #28999 on: June 08, 2010, 08:43:29 AM »
That car is awesome!!!  ::)

Actually mine will be a 4 dr so won't look nearly as cool!