Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[MickeyX]

You will be able to have wilder sex without worry.  Just think about it... you could have thrashin', jungle fukin', king kong kinda sex and never wonder if the condom held up okay or the wife forgot the pill or....       Total Freedom. Oh yeah. 

[BlindJoe]

So I will only be a man for 3 more days...I just hope the surgeon has very steady hands!

 

this picture confuses me

[Spikeybike]

best of luck dennis ... those are some mighty big stones you got .... i couldn't do it

[Industrial Cafe]

gasp
that guy is gonna hammer the other guys nuts flat.



I got a blackberry 8350i today.



I likes it.

[Spikeybike]

ooooo aren't you just Mr.Fancy Pants

[Frankenkit]

You are and will still be a "real man". Jesus. It's not like they actually de-nut you, they just clip a little cord and you're on your way. Take your pain pills and sit on some ice and you'll be fine.  I have an ex who did it because he was sure he would never want to be a daddy (and later went into porn, but that's another story) and he was back on his bike in a week (much against doctor's orders, but that's the kind of guy he is).  I was there.  I saw the procedure.  It was over in a couple minutes, and my guy was fine.

+1 what MickeyX said- once you crank through the swimmers still hangin' out, (I think that takes a few days, or a week, depending on how "active" you are?) you can go crazy and your wife will be able to totally enjoy it without having to worry about the pill working, the condom breaking, etc etc etc.  

[Don R]

No worries, it only hurts for the first year. seriously though if you do it on friday don't unload 6,000 feet of PVC pipe off a truck first thing monday. Don't ask me how I know.

[BlindJoe]

Do all mens nuts get that saggy by the time they're ~ 40? At first I thought they had stuck some other dudes amputated junk up his rectum, which didn't make much sense to me.

[the technological J]

did i just imagine a rant? no? sheesh.... my  under apreiciated brain is making up stories about peices of turd family members throwing out my memories.... gosh my brain hates me

[Industrial Cafe]

there.   

[the technological J]

gulp... im losing it..... i just pooped a little

[Industrial Cafe]

don't wait till it itches, go wipe now.

[Industrial Cafe]

well, it's bed time for bonzo.

[Frankenkit]

'night, Brian

[Industrial Cafe]

'night Kitsune

[Frankenkit]

Do all mens nuts get that saggy by the time they're ~ 40? At first I thought they had stuck some other dudes amputated junk up his rectum, which didn't make much sense to me.

think about it this way.
Think about boobs.  Boobs = mammary glands with x amount of skin.  heft : skin ratio = rate of sag.
Now think about nuts.  Nuts = testicles w (way smaller amt of skin)  Heft:scrotum ratio = < rate of sag
I suppose suspensory ligaments, the fact that boys can tuck up when it gets cold, etc negates some of that sag, but still...
old guy nuts get saggy. Get over it. (but have some empathy for ladies with saggy 'girls' too)

[BlindJoe]

I cannot accept that fate, I'm going to start wearing one of these now. [youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="

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[Frankenkit]

want one of these, too?

[BlindJoe]

hell yeah, thanks! 

[the technological J]

just finished my buddies 360 changing head gasket and polished the covers... pretty happy with it check it out

[RAFster122s]

guys get breast cancer too, just not as common as women.

Vasectomies aren't always a great thing, speaking as someone who knows and has had one.
I don't take numbing shots like normal people, they have to give me about 3x as much and the urologist didn't give me enough or wait long enough for it to take effect. It was like having the procedure with nothing.
Then there's a lovely side effect some guys get called congestive epididymitis
Wanna read something that's scary then check this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-Vasectomy_Pain_Syndrome

So with exertion or sometimes just daily stuff I have pain on one side that catches my breath and I have to wear looser clothing when it's bothering me as well as be sure I'm taking some anti-inflammatory meds.
Not earth shattering but annoying.  Sometimes  it causes problems during sex but generally a change in position fixes that...

So, while vasectomies work and not having to mess with condoms or other protection is great, it isn't sometimes without a cost or risk.

[Frankenkit]

this is true.  The complication rates are lower than tubal ligation, but yeah, honestly surgeries and procedures are just like working on your bike- any time you do something, there's always some small chance of something happening.

[333]

The downside?  You have to deal with the wet spot again.

[Operator]

You won't be a man anymore.....blah blah......it's actually a very liberating experience...think of it as taking responsibility for your family's future. And make sure you ask for the ball hammock. One thing to be aware of that i was not warned about....there can be a lot of bruising. Nothing like waking up the next day with purple boys and not having been warned about it. I don't think I have ever driven that fast to the hospital before. 5 days all was healed and ready to go... Good Luck

[Frankenkit]

The downside?  You have to deal with the wet spot again.

...there's no wetspot otherwise?  how do YOU do it?