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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29075 on: June 09, 2010, 09:14:01 PM »
guys don't know whats going on down there...

we have dicks for #$%*s sake.... meaning, the only practice we get is when we're being instructed.

if I had a "vajeen" I'd rock that thing like nobody's business- and I wouldn't need a rhythmic mnemonic like the figure 8.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29076 on: June 09, 2010, 09:16:53 PM »
everybody's here and nobody's talking... I seek a witty retort. I'm bored.

now, whaddya think of this?




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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29077 on: June 09, 2010, 09:22:38 PM »
uh... so about that chrome turd...    :-\
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29078 on: June 09, 2010, 09:23:47 PM »
 She's nice but i like a REAL woman. Silicone doesn't do it for me. A$$ and leg man i am !!   I am the love master baby !! ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29079 on: June 09, 2010, 09:25:43 PM »
  Where's Motobunny been ?  I havn't seen any replies from her lately.  ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29080 on: June 09, 2010, 09:25:50 PM »
She's nice but i like a REAL woman. Silicone doesn't do it for me. A$$ and leg man i am !!   I am the love master baby !! ::)
aren't we all.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29081 on: June 09, 2010, 09:26:59 PM »
 Where's Motobunny been ?  I havn't seen any replies from her lately.  ???
I think that's my fault.    :-[
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29082 on: June 09, 2010, 09:41:06 PM »
So IC, what did you go and do to Motobunny to make her hop away angry?
Or hurt?

Maybe it is a problem with not enough practice time...that and giving women mind blowing O's is something not many have mastered...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29083 on: June 09, 2010, 09:41:30 PM »
  I hope it wasn't too bad that she doesn't come back.  Over in the high performance section in the golden rods post i was called a big mouth by a guy. I pointed out some info that Big JAY stated and he took it the wrong way i guess.
Can't please everyone i guess.   :(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29084 on: June 09, 2010, 09:42:55 PM »
*siiiigh* ::) :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29085 on: June 09, 2010, 09:43:01 PM »
once again, I must slumber.

enjoy this picture while I'm offline.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29086 on: June 09, 2010, 09:44:00 PM »
So IC, what did you go and do to Motobunny to make her hop away angry?
Or hurt?

oh, it was nothing interesting, I'm sure everyone involved is over it.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29087 on: June 09, 2010, 09:44:53 PM »

I just haven't seen her in here since.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29088 on: June 09, 2010, 09:45:09 PM »
  Lady's , get a hold of Motobunny and have her come back !!  I miss her post's !!

                
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29089 on: June 09, 2010, 09:46:44 PM »
she was a cool chick.



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29090 on: June 09, 2010, 09:51:31 PM »
She posts... just not in the dive bar.
Honestly, she's been pretty busy with her business, her new truck, her #$%*y 550's charging system, etc etc.  We're all doing the Country Fair together next month, and she'll be camping with us, but other than that, I think she's kind of just intent on doin' her own thing.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29091 on: June 09, 2010, 09:54:26 PM »
no.  WTF? that's like Michelangelo painting the sistine chapel by numbers, a professional masseuse giving you a massage by writing something on your back with her elbow, or someone yodelling on your cock.  Jesus.  ::)

I'll take a yodel here, yes, right HERE..... Ahhhhhhhh  :P
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29092 on: June 09, 2010, 09:58:22 PM »
Girl needs to eat a cheezboyga and grow some real funbags.

It is comparable to me getting a foot long inflatable hootus.
 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29093 on: June 09, 2010, 10:17:30 PM »
 Where's Motobunny been ?  I havn't seen any replies from her lately.  ???
I think that's my fault.    :-[
I may have had something to do with it, too. 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29094 on: June 09, 2010, 10:21:26 PM »
Was, what happened to her!?!?!

Is she stuck in the door with the kitty that hung on too long?
 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29095 on: June 09, 2010, 10:32:11 PM »
Scientists try to prove that women manipulate men with noises during sex.  
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29096 on: June 09, 2010, 10:35:15 PM »
Squiters should, at the very least, get an honorable mention here... who says the guys are the only ones who are responsible for the wetspot? 

Dennis, this thread is useless without pichers.

Now back to reveling in hockey mania!

I would love to meet one in person, I see those crazy videos on the intarwebs all the time.

Those ladies put Peter North to Shame.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29097 on: June 09, 2010, 11:02:58 PM »
I've personally never encountered one in the wild. 

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29098 on: June 09, 2010, 11:06:11 PM »
....what, you're a part-time trained and officiated Captain and you haven't encountered a wet spot in the wild? how the hell does that work?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #29099 on: June 09, 2010, 11:24:23 PM »
Again Kit, I am a really slutty girl TRAPPED inside of a really nice girl's body.