Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3096525 times)

firecracker · « **Reply #3000 on:** December 12, 2007, 01:36:43 PM »

MASSIVE ice storm hit Oklahoma this past weekend. Lost power Sunday night at 3:15am. Just got it back at 9:45 am today (Wednesday).

Reading this thread has put me back on track to normalcy. Well, as normal as I get. Thanks for making me laugh Out Loud!

Klark Kent · « **Reply #3001 on:** December 12, 2007, 11:59:37 PM »

Quote from: raving lunatics

Okay, THAT'S funny!!!!

-JP

Good Morning everyone

Well, good morning back at ya'.

i swear to god if one more f@%king person says "someone's got a case of the mondays"

click...click...boom

You were begging for this;

"Well it looks like someone DOES have a case of the Mondays" Did you get up on the wrong side of the floor? Did someone pee in your Cocoa Puffs?

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

No. No, man. $hit, no, man. I believe you'd get your a$$ kicked sayin' something like that, man.

i ate the TPS reports, i WILL burn this place down, i have MORE than enough pieces flare, and i want MY GOD DAMN STAPLER

"I eat pieces of #$%* like you for breakfast!"

...

"You eat pieces of #$%* for breakfast?"

I've never had the Mondays but I did have a case of the Saturdays once. It got better once I ate some crackers and took a nap...

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

This shameless post brought to you by the makers of Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor.

mmmm...... pure mash

Well, as long as you don't get the Groundhog days. That seems to never go away.

<------ hey look i'm a hot shot ......what a post whore i've become

What chu swattin' at?

what a post whore i've become
You say that like it's a bad thing

you missed so much. makes you wonder, if there is a god why does he deprive good people of this thread for nearly four days. oh the zoomanity
-LLKK

p.s. hope the ice storm didnt crap all over you as much as that movie the ice storm

Spikeybike · « **Reply #3002 on:** December 13, 2007, 07:59:22 AM »

Quote from: Klark Kent on December 12, 2007, 11:59:37 PM

you missed so much. makes you wonder, if there is a god why does he deprive good people of this thread for nearly four days. oh the zoomanity
-LLKK

p.s. hope the ice storm didnt crap all over you as much as that movie the ice storm

+1 on that ... man that movie sucked

333 · « **Reply #3003 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:47:10 AM »

It is good to be the King!

Of Shamelessness!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3004 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:32:47 PM »

Geez, I didn't realise that those southern boys were such good looking roosters, ha ha!

mark · « **Reply #3005 on:** December 17, 2007, 10:31:59 PM »

Quote from: LoopsAndLogic on August 02, 2007, 12:21:26 PM

Oh my gosh! I can't stop laughing...... *peed a little*

nickjtc · « **Reply #3006 on:** December 18, 2007, 11:13:18 AM »

Anyone have any thoughts about the up 'n' coming Alien v Predator Requiem flick....??

Klark Kent · « **Reply #3007 on:** December 18, 2007, 12:21:20 PM »

looks like this seasons reptilian brain pleaser- luckily there are things that numb the rest of the brain- looking forward to it.

nickjtc · « **Reply #3008 on:** December 18, 2007, 02:15:56 PM »

We're heading to 'The Happiest Place on Earth' for Christmas hols, so I'm hoping to see it while we are there. Well, not actually there, since the film doesn't fit with the whole HPOE philosophy....

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3009 on:** December 18, 2007, 02:30:52 PM »

I reckon the happiest place on earth would be in Jennifer Love-Hewitt's underpants..........

nickjtc · « **Reply #3010 on:** December 18, 2007, 06:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 18, 2007, 02:30:52 PM

I reckon the happiest place on earth would be in Jennifer Love-Hewitt's underpants..........

What, no big name Aussie Sheila get all moist about Terry??

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3011 on:** December 18, 2007, 06:22:13 PM »

Quote from: nickjtc on December 18, 2007, 06:05:43 PM

Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 18, 2007, 02:30:52 PM
I reckon the happiest place on earth would be in Jennifer Love-Hewitt's underpants..........

What, no big name Aussie Sheila get all moist about Terry??

Nah, I've already done most of them mate!

(mental note, I must re-open the "Bullshiite thread")

mick750F · « **Reply #3012 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:38:26 PM »

Hey there Terry...come on over and see me some time.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3013 on:** December 19, 2007, 02:51:22 AM »

Pffft, that's only an Eastern Grey mate, wait until you see a Big red, they're monsters!

Klark Kent · « **Reply #3014 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:21:36 AM »

that's some mouse

-KK

dusterdude · « **Reply #3015 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:20:40 AM »

naw,its terrys girlfriend

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3016 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:00:44 PM »

Hey hey hey, enough of that kind of talk Dusty, I'm a happily married man! (my wife told me to say that, now I gotta go back and finish the dishes...............)

nickjtc · « **Reply #3017 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 19, 2007, 04:00:44 PM

Hey hey hey, enough of that kind of talk Dusty, I'm a happily married man! (my wife told me to say that, now I gotta go back and finish the dishes...............)

Nice to hear that there is someone else out there that is p...y whipped.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3018 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:36:28 PM »

I'm not p...y whipped! (my wife told me to say that, now I gotta go do the ironing..............)

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #3019 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:46:56 PM »

Let that be a lesson to you boys. At one time T1 was a proud Aussie that could hold his own and his head high...BUT... he went and joined the union. look at him now, a meer shadow of the man he once was. Some would say "a pussy" others say "it's just sad". Once a ladies man now eyeing a big red ones. So fast so soon so young.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3020 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:16:06 PM »

I'm not in the union anymore! (my wife wouldn't let me..............)

nickjtc · « **Reply #3021 on:** December 20, 2007, 11:50:15 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 19, 2007, 10:16:06 PM

I'm not in the union anymore! (my wife wouldn't let me..............)

So in your home the opinions of the man of the house are not necessarily those of management.....?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #3022 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:15:31 PM »

Ha! I do what I do, and I say what I say! (until she gets home, then I fetch her slippers..................)

Rushoid · « **Reply #3023 on:** December 21, 2007, 07:16:03 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on December 21, 2007, 07:02:43 AM

I dedicate to you - The Man Song

http://www.mrtizmo.com/MANSONG.WAV

(the song is from comedian Sean Morey)

Merry Christmas!

Aww, you beat me to it!

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and I'm gonna do what you tell me to....." Brilliant stuff.

nickjtc · « **Reply #3024 on:** December 21, 2007, 08:15:23 AM »

They do say that the relationships which last the longest are those where there is a mutual respect for each other, with open communication at all times, empathy for each others problems in life (be they major or minor), and in which the male partner knows to regularly use the four magic words......

"You are right, dear."

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