Somewhere on the page!
No, wait a minute; you're now somewhere on
this page. But you're still on the other page. But that's only when I look there, thus forcing you to be there but not here. If you were a cat, the radioactive isotope would kill you on one of the pages, but we wouldn't know which one until we opened the box.
Time space continuum vortex at work in the South Side Dive Bar again.