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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34025 on: December 13, 2010, 04:07:12 PM »
Quote from: Kit on December 13, 2010, 02:34:04 PM
Sorry there are bombs getting dropped on you guys.  If I knew any nice ladies, I'd be suggesting them, but ... let's face it, they're not all nice ladies.  Then again, none of you are exactly gentlemen either. :D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34026 on: December 13, 2010, 04:11:41 PM »
Bad girls like this?!?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34027 on: December 13, 2010, 04:20:50 PM »


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34028 on: December 13, 2010, 04:22:57 PM »


These are my kinda 'bad girlz'... :P :P


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34029 on: December 13, 2010, 04:41:44 PM »
Quote from: Kit on December 13, 2010, 03:58:07 PM
I give the concept and idea a 9.5 but the execution a 3.2

I would give it a zero for concept, it is a direct rip off for a popular poster in the 70's featuring a long platform with grim reaper looking dudes building a structure out of bricks, the top of the structure morphed into a  man and woman embracing.....

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34030 on: December 13, 2010, 05:36:13 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on December 13, 2010, 04:22:57 PM


These are my kinda 'bad girlz'... :P :P



Are you kidding?!? These are great girls!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34031 on: December 13, 2010, 05:53:55 PM »
Great if you have the right amount of money.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34032 on: December 13, 2010, 05:57:23 PM »
I got it
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« Reply #34033 on: December 13, 2010, 05:59:51 PM »
Don't have the cash, but I'd be happy to work out a trade.. ;D  ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34034 on: December 13, 2010, 06:58:39 PM »
Quote from: grnrngr on December 13, 2010, 05:59:51 PM
Don't have the cash, but I'd be happy to work out a trade.. ;D  ;D

I don't think they want what you have!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34035 on: December 13, 2010, 07:02:04 PM »
Quote from: Stev-O on December 13, 2010, 06:58:39 PM
Quote from: grnrngr on December 13, 2010, 05:59:51 PM
Don't have the cash, but I'd be happy to work out a trade.. ;D  ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34036 on: December 13, 2010, 07:04:56 PM »


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34037 on: December 13, 2010, 07:06:32 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34038 on: December 13, 2010, 07:09:20 PM »



Where's the quarter?
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34039 on: December 13, 2010, 07:11:05 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34040 on: December 13, 2010, 09:16:49 PM »
And you probably haven't done that trick since 1974.

I, on the other hand, did the cherry stem trick last week.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34041 on: December 13, 2010, 10:37:10 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

well, I try to lick my eyebrows nightly...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34042 on: December 14, 2010, 01:18:34 AM »
Quote from: Stev-O on December 13, 2010, 03:54:22 PM
Paint trees?




Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently swinging with the wind
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me

Lesbian Oak Tree

Settle down and rest with me

Swing with me lesbian oak tree

Lesbian Oak Tree

Settle down and rest with me

Oh come with me lesbian oak tree

To my little nest by the sea

With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're -- you're with me

And in the evening
As they watch the setting sun
She looks at her as if to say
The day is done
It's time to find their shelter

Hidden in the forest

And fall asleep the
Music of the moon
You and me

Lesbian oak tree

You just watch the world oh my

Just you and me lesbian oak tree

Side by side with me 'till we die
('Till we die)
You and I
We can make it if we try
Our love will keep us flyin' high

Until we die...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34043 on: December 14, 2010, 04:48:14 AM »
Quote from: burmashave on December 14, 2010, 01:18:34 AM
Quote from: Stev-O on December 13, 2010, 03:54:22 PM
Paint trees?




Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently swinging with the wind
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me

Lesbian Oak Tree

Settle down and rest with me

Swing with me lesbian oak tree

Lesbian Oak Tree

Settle down and rest with me

Oh come with me lesbian oak tree

To my little nest by the sea

With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're -- you're with me

And in the evening
As they watch the setting sun
She looks at her as if to say
The day is done
It's time to find their shelter

Hidden in the forest

And fall asleep the
Music of the moon
You and me

Lesbian oak tree

You just watch the world oh my

Just you and me lesbian oak tree

Side by side with me 'till we die
('Till we die)
You and I
We can make it if we try
Our love will keep us flyin' high

Until we die...


Wow, beautiful! The poem, not the painting!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34044 on: December 14, 2010, 07:28:31 AM »
Too bad it's a man, nice poem otherwise.

(someone please insert an Austin Powers "its a man, baby. yeah!" image)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34045 on: December 14, 2010, 10:43:05 AM »
Quote from: weekend_junkie on December 14, 2010, 07:28:31 AM
Too bad it's a man, nice poem otherwise.
(someone please insert an Austin Powers "its a man, baby. yeah!" image)

Looks like a girl to me. Prove it's a man.

For folks who missed the reference, it's a song originally done by Van Driesen in Beavis and Butthead. Later, Engelbert Humperdinck did it for Beavis and Butthead do America. Lesbian Seagull:

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34046 on: December 14, 2010, 10:51:32 AM »
Quote from: burmashave on December 14, 2010, 10:43:05 AM
Looks like a girl to me. Prove it's a man.
The left forearm of the man is large from masterbating.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34047 on: December 14, 2010, 11:59:35 AM »

ahhh huhhuh... he said Engelbert Humperdinck....ahhh huhhuh...

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34048 on: December 14, 2010, 02:36:38 PM »
Yeah that's def. a dude, judging from his arm and upper back, they probably just gave him long hair because they suck at drawing faces
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34049 on: December 14, 2010, 03:34:00 PM »
I vote butch weightlifter, those gals can get pretty manly looking.
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