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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34050 on: December 14, 2010, 03:41:52 PM »
weekend_junkie may be right. I fear that, once again, my lesbian tree fetish has gotten the best of me.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34051 on: December 14, 2010, 03:47:45 PM »

And now for some totally random #$%*...








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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34052 on: December 14, 2010, 04:09:27 PM »
man .... that's pretty random .. where do i start , the ompa-loopas .. the easter bunnies ..or the ass on that persons" stomach

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34053 on: December 14, 2010, 04:17:32 PM »
That is beyond random! That is beyond......belief.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34054 on: December 14, 2010, 04:19:16 PM »
or the ass on that persons" stomach


Thanks Spikey, I think I just pissed myself!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34055 on: December 14, 2010, 04:20:33 PM »
I give the concept and idea a 9.5 but the execution a 3.2

I would give it a zero for concept, it is a direct rip off for a popular poster in the 70's featuring a long platform with grim reaper looking dudes building a structure out of bricks, the top of the structure morphed into a  man and woman embracing.....

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34056 on: December 14, 2010, 05:01:42 PM »
Blissfully unaware on the port side but everyone on the starboard side screaming get me off this f-ing airplane. ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34057 on: December 14, 2010, 06:15:38 PM »
Random bunnies!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34058 on: December 14, 2010, 06:24:38 PM »
1st image you get when (Random image) is Googled ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34059 on: December 14, 2010, 06:27:28 PM »


Yep. That's pretty random...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34060 on: December 14, 2010, 06:33:16 PM »
I don't think it is random, there is a formula in there somewhere.

I dare you to find it ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34061 on: December 14, 2010, 06:44:50 PM »


Whatchu talkin' 'bout raefus?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34062 on: December 14, 2010, 06:50:08 PM »


Why, oh why can't I get a date??

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34063 on: December 14, 2010, 06:51:38 PM »


Me either!!

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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34064 on: December 14, 2010, 06:52:55 PM »



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34065 on: December 14, 2010, 07:03:49 PM »

And now for some totally random #$%*...








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You gotta give it props though, it never let go of it's drink throughout the whole ordeal!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34066 on: December 14, 2010, 07:05:00 PM »
Good point! That's dedication!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34067 on: December 14, 2010, 07:06:40 PM »
You gotta give it props though, it never let go of it's drink throughout the whole ordeal!!


Or it's Oompa Loompa!..
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34068 on: December 14, 2010, 07:21:39 PM »


Me either!!



Why, oh why can't I get a date??


These men are not afraid of onlymasturbating until the day that they die.  Dumb #$%*s.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34069 on: December 14, 2010, 07:24:14 PM »


I'm not sure that first one is a man, although, she/it may as well be...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34070 on: December 14, 2010, 07:25:14 PM »
it's Pat

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34071 on: December 14, 2010, 07:47:44 PM »
 :) :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34072 on: December 14, 2010, 07:50:43 PM »
now THAT is random.

 ;D


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34073 on: December 14, 2010, 08:39:45 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34074 on: December 14, 2010, 10:12:12 PM »
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