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« Reply #3425 on: March 02, 2008, 11:27:10 PM »
Kelly was no hero, unless of course you're talking about Ned Kelly, now that guy was an Aussie legend! ;D

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« Reply #3426 on: March 03, 2008, 11:52:30 AM »
Wasn't that Kelly's Heroes quote used just a couple of pages ago?

And to you, Cville, your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.

Or was it; your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.  I always get that confused.
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« Reply #3427 on: March 03, 2008, 11:57:31 AM »
Wasn't that Kelly's Heroes quote used just a couple of pages ago?

And to you, Cville, your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.

Or was it; your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.  I always get that confused.
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« Reply #3428 on: March 03, 2008, 03:08:19 PM »
Wasn't that Kelly's Heroes quote used just a couple of pages ago?
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right quote, but in another thread with another Moriarty spewing  more negative waves.
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« Reply #3429 on: March 04, 2008, 04:54:10 PM »
For a first date movie with the woman I have married, I went to the movie store looking for something tame.

I was farm sitting at my mothers house (rural Maine) and the "local" movie store was 15 minutes away and was in a double wide trailer that the proprietor also lived in.  Needless to say there wasn't much selection.  Mostly action and horror, no drama or foreign films, and the occasional comedy.  The comedy selection consisted of movies like "cannon ball run" and the like along with a bunch of Monty Pithon. 

I didn't know Monty Python except that my dad thought they were funny and I vaguely remember them on PBS growing up.  Vaugely.....

My movie criteria was something without a lot of sex or violence that wasn't too sappy. 

I picked up Monty's "The meaning of Life" and headed back to the farm to cook.

She came by just after I got the cows fed, and we had supper.  I put the movie in and we quickly saw what we were in for.  It was a little much for both of us. We made it through much random and wanton blodletting, a crazy sex education scene at the catholic high school,  but when it came to the "every sperm is sacred" song with the catholic mom popping out the babies while washing the dishes and wading through her mass of children we stopped the movie, and broke into my stepfathers southern fried rock record collection.

That was my last Monty Python movie.
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« Reply #3430 on: March 04, 2008, 06:20:25 PM »
These two teenagers with a couple of girls were cutting up in line behind me at the store check out, I had a case of really noxious gas that was creeping out quiet.  I busted ass it, smelled terrible then I turned around and said "dude why don't you go wipe your ass."  Embarrassed the hell out of them. 
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« Reply #3431 on: March 04, 2008, 06:55:56 PM »
These two teenagers with a couple of girls were cutting up in line behind me at the store check out, I had a case of really noxious gas that was creeping out quiet.  I busted ass it, smelled terrible then I turned around and said "dude why don't you go wipe your ass."  Embarrassed the hell out of them. 

thats so wrong

witch in turn make it hilarious ;D ;D

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« Reply #3432 on: March 04, 2008, 08:03:02 PM »
For a first date movie with the woman I have married, I went to the movie store looking for something tame.

I was farm sitting at my mothers house (rural Maine) and the "local" movie store was 15 minutes away and was in a double wide trailer that the proprietor also lived in.  Needless to say there wasn't much selection.  Mostly action and horror, no drama or foreign films, and the occasional comedy.  The comedy selection consisted of movies like "cannon ball run" and the like along with a bunch of Monty Pithon. 

I didn't know Monty Python except that my dad thought they were funny and I vaguely remember them on PBS growing up.  Vaugely.....

My movie criteria was something without a lot of sex or violence that wasn't too sappy. 

I picked up Monty's "The meaning of Life" and headed back to the farm to cook.

She came by just after I got the cows fed, and we had supper.  I put the movie in and we quickly saw what we were in for.  It was a little much for both of us. We made it through much random and wanton blodletting, a crazy sex education scene at the catholic high school,  but when it came to the "every sperm is sacred" song with the catholic mom popping out the babies while washing the dishes and wading through her mass of children we stopped the movie, and broke into my stepfathers southern fried rock record collection.

That was my last Monty Python movie.

Don't be put off by "The Meaning of Life" Crashy, I'm sure they only made that dog as part of a contractual obligation, the movies to see are "The Life of Brian" and "The Holy Grail". You will involuntarily urinate in your pants with laughter! ;D
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« Reply #3433 on: March 04, 2008, 08:47:53 PM »
i wonder how much this hotel pays for internet

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« Reply #3434 on: March 04, 2008, 08:57:22 PM »
You got WLAN? ;D
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« Reply #3435 on: March 05, 2008, 06:16:23 AM »
When I lived in Maine, you could not call out of state without using the operator. 1977

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« Reply #3436 on: March 05, 2008, 06:17:53 AM »
I remember watching the holy grail when I was younger. I thought I was going to pass out from laughing so hard.

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« Reply #3437 on: March 05, 2008, 12:25:53 PM »
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Don't expect greatness the first time you watch it.  Too much to take in.  It gets better with repeated viewings.  I recommend 5 - 10 viewings in a six month period for starters

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« Reply #3438 on: March 05, 2008, 07:03:24 PM »
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« Reply #3439 on: March 05, 2008, 07:03:52 PM »
OK OK bear with me for just one sec

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« Reply #3440 on: March 05, 2008, 07:06:12 PM »
sorry ...had to get that out (i did it for real too)

feel much better now ,,,what a day ..we all know moving sucks

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« Reply #3441 on: March 06, 2008, 02:58:18 AM »
Moving what? ;D
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« Reply #3442 on: March 06, 2008, 06:41:16 AM »
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« Reply #3443 on: March 06, 2008, 07:39:10 AM »
This one's for you Spikey

(from the 1987 movie Summer School)

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« Reply #3444 on: March 06, 2008, 08:01:22 PM »
Bump
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« Reply #3445 on: March 06, 2008, 08:09:48 PM »
I slammed my junk in the car door again
I farted and made my son cry.
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« Reply #3446 on: March 06, 2008, 08:13:53 PM »
Im' so
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« Reply #3447 on: March 06, 2008, 08:14:44 PM »
Close to
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« Reply #3448 on: March 06, 2008, 08:15:36 PM »
hitting
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« Reply #3449 on: March 06, 2008, 08:16:29 PM »
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