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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34250 on: December 20, 2010, 07:52:48 AM »

Kit?  Do you have to try to ruin every male fantasy?  Ok, ruin this one.  After an evening of mad sex and orifice filling, this hot nympho chick turns into a really cool and chill, football-watching, video-game playing, gun shooting dike who has a lot of money, pays for everything and likes to cook.  She turns back in to a straight (or Bi-sexual) nympho first thing in the morning.  In fact, she has a secret code word that can control the flip between cool chick and slut.  

Ruin that for me Kit!  I dare you!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34251 on: December 20, 2010, 08:28:18 AM »


Jeez Joe....I don't know that you should have shortened your name to BJ.  :-\ :-\ If you catch my drift :-* :-*...BTW, just what is the industry standard for a BJ.  ??? ???

No idea what you are talking about Schmitty, sorry I can't be of any help.  :-\

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34252 on: December 20, 2010, 08:50:09 AM »


Jeez Joe....I don't know that you should have shortened your name to BJ.  :-\ :-\ If you catch my drift :-* :-*...BTW, just what is the industry standard for a BJ.  ??? ???

No idea what you are talking about Schmitty, sorry I can't be of any help.  :-\

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34253 on: December 20, 2010, 09:03:38 AM »
I haven't started my bike since I swapped front ends...
the tank leaks and I've had so much happen recently, she just sits and collects dust.
I got my title out of the safe and the bike is in the back yard where I'm staying.
i need new rotors too.
That sounds like the beginning of someone saying that he's going to sell his bike.  Watch out youngster.  Don't make any decisions like that until you get your head straight.  In fact, don't make any decisions at all until you know where you are going to land.  Break-up survival 102.  I used to teach the class.


Kit?  Do you have to try to ruin every male fantasy?  Ok, ruin this one.  After an evening of mad sex and orifice filling, this hot nympho chick turns into a really cool and chill, football-watching, video-game playing, gun shooting dike who has a lot of money, pays for everything and likes to cook.  She turns back in to a straight (or Bi-sexual) nympho first thing in the morning.  In fact, she has a secret code word that can control the flip between cool chick and slut. 

Ruin that for me Kit!  I dare you!

The secret code word doesn't change the fact that her nympho past has given her herpes.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34254 on: December 20, 2010, 10:06:57 AM »


TOTP MA!

Saw it happen live when I was a kid at the San Francisco zoo (around 67')......It got this one kid purty good and it waddunt purty!!!!............funny as hell though!!!!

they didn't get anyone when I was there but you had to watch your step around the chimp cage for sure.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34255 on: December 20, 2010, 10:30:18 AM »
ok... so... after loading her w/ jizz from all orifices you're prepared to eat and/or drink the results? eww, man, eww.

Yummy, sounds like a tasty cream-filled bismark.

how do you think pizza hut makes stuffed crust pizza?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34256 on: December 20, 2010, 11:02:45 AM »

And that's why I never eat at Pizza Hut. ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34257 on: December 20, 2010, 11:12:23 AM »
Nope , he needs the ideal woman.....sucks and #$%*s till midnight then turns into a pizza and 6 pack..... ;D

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 ugh... she turns into pizza?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34258 on: December 20, 2010, 11:33:43 AM »
I haven't started my bike since I swapped front ends...
the tank leaks and I've had so much happen recently, she just sits and collects dust.
I got my title out of the safe and the bike is in the back yard where I'm staying.
i need new rotors too.
That sounds like the beginning of someone saying that he's going to sell his bike.  Watch out youngster.  Don't make any decisions like that until you get your head straight.  In fact, don't make any decisions at all until you know where you are going to land.  Break-up survival 102.  I used to teach the class.


Kit?  Do you have to try to ruin every male fantasy?  Ok, ruin this one.  After an evening of mad sex and orifice filling, this hot nympho chick turns into a really cool and chill, football-watching, video-game playing, gun shooting dike who has a lot of money, pays for everything and likes to cook.  She turns back in to a straight (or Bi-sexual) nympho first thing in the morning.  In fact, she has a secret code word that can control the flip between cool chick and slut. 

Ruin that for me Kit!  I dare you!

The secret code word doesn't change the fact that her nympho past has given her herpes.

Sorry Kit.  Not good enough.  Herpes is just another level of commitment between two people.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34259 on: December 20, 2010, 11:51:54 AM »


Nothing say's "I love you" more than a scorching case of herpes...
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34260 on: December 20, 2010, 01:28:31 PM »
Well i hope you all have a very merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhoea...... :P

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34261 on: December 20, 2010, 03:20:58 PM »
I'm last here for the poop discussion and then return to catch the VD chat. There's a certain consistency here that I find reassuring.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34262 on: December 20, 2010, 03:23:48 PM »
I'm last here for the poop discussion and then return to catch the VD chat. There's a certain consistency here that I find reassuring.
Wait for it.  Wait for it.








"Pooping during an outbreak of anal herpes"

Oh Jeeze, talk about pain.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34263 on: December 20, 2010, 03:31:19 PM »
After a big pizza with lots of crushed peppers sprinkled all over it.....
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34264 on: December 20, 2010, 03:54:22 PM »
I'm last here for the poop discussion and then return to catch the VD chat. There's a certain consistency here that I find reassuring.
Is it really firm or more like peanut butter?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34265 on: December 20, 2010, 04:01:31 PM »
Pizza?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34266 on: December 20, 2010, 04:09:32 PM »
Or fcuk??


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34267 on: December 20, 2010, 05:45:18 PM »
I'm last here for the poop discussion and then return to catch the VD chat. There's a certain consistency here that I find reassuring.

Sorta draws ya in, don't it?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34268 on: December 20, 2010, 05:52:13 PM »
im not selling my baby
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34269 on: December 20, 2010, 05:57:27 PM »
im not selling my baby

Selling children is not a good way of making a living IC..... :o ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34270 on: December 20, 2010, 05:58:22 PM »
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34271 on: December 20, 2010, 06:02:59 PM »
im not selling my baby

Selling children is not a good way of making a living IC..... :o ;)

Mick
thank you Mick.

everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34272 on: December 20, 2010, 06:05:19 PM »


Now, about that case of scorching anal peanut butter herpes...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34273 on: December 20, 2010, 06:11:07 PM »
Anal abscesses that look like molten golfballs... or runny soft boiled eggs...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34274 on: December 20, 2010, 07:14:52 PM »
MMMMMMMMMMMM   poop puss....... ;D ;D :o

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