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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34325 on: December 21, 2010, 09:14:58 PM »
Now I could have done that 4 times, but instead I put them all into one post.


now what fun would it have been if I put all that #$%* in one post? sheez

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« Reply #34326 on: December 21, 2010, 09:16:38 PM »
Now I could have done that 4 times, but instead I put them all into one post.


now what fun would it have been if I put all that #$%* in one post? sheez

It was a joke.

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« Reply #34327 on: December 21, 2010, 09:23:44 PM »
no one gets it.   :(  now say somethin funny dammit.. >:(
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« Reply #34328 on: December 21, 2010, 09:30:15 PM »




I did a shameless plug with a cartoon of a shameless plug and posted it 4 times in one post which then turns the shameless post into an UNshameless post in number but as........yeah I guess it was pretty stupid. ;D ;D

Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

 

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« Reply #34329 on: December 21, 2010, 09:33:02 PM »
That's better!!  ;)
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« Reply #34330 on: December 21, 2010, 09:35:00 PM »
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« Reply #34332 on: December 21, 2010, 09:49:00 PM »
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« Reply #34333 on: December 21, 2010, 09:58:06 PM »
 ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34335 on: December 21, 2010, 10:41:59 PM »
"Moderation in all things - especially moderation. Too much moderation is excessive. The occasional excess is all part of living the moderate life."
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34342 on: December 22, 2010, 06:28:35 AM »
How 'bout a beer?!?



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34343 on: December 22, 2010, 06:52:24 AM »

   Just what one needs after a little pickle tickle...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34344 on: December 22, 2010, 07:24:45 AM »


Hell of a lot of shamelessness going on around here lately!
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« Reply #34345 on: December 22, 2010, 07:43:53 AM »
That's because the "Dude"(new guy) feels he has to play catch up, and Kit and some of the others are effin with him.

So, Dude(if that is your real name) the "rules" you posted from the beginning are just that.  The beginning.  The 100 post rule came about 1000 pages in(just a guess), and should be considered an amendment.

Now, before Cupcake gets back in here and Bogarts your time, I'm thirsty.  Get me a beer.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34346 on: December 22, 2010, 07:45:45 AM »
That's because the "Dude"(new guy) feels he has to play catch up, and Kit and some of the others are effin with him.

So, Dude(if that is your real name) the "rules" you posted from the beginning are just that.  The beginning.  The 100 post rule came about 1000 pages in(just a guess), and should be considered an amendment.

Now, before Cupcake gets back in here and Bogarts your time, I'm thirsty.  Get me a beer.

He may be new to posting Stan, but he registered on the forum before me :-\ ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34347 on: December 22, 2010, 07:46:04 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34348 on: December 22, 2010, 07:49:30 AM »


Your Message Here!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34349 on: December 22, 2010, 07:55:52 AM »
That's because the "Dude"(new guy) feels he has to play catch up, and Kit and some of the others are effin with him.

So, Dude(if that is your real name) the "rules" you posted from the beginning are just that.  The beginning.  The 100 post rule came about 1000 pages in(just a guess), and should be considered an amendment.

Now, before Cupcake gets back in here and Bogarts your time, I'm thirsty.  Get me a beer.

He may be new to posting Stan, but he registered on the forum before me :-\ ;D

How did that happen?
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