Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[cb750dude]

That's cheating.  Raising the memory of the fallen to get me to recognize you.







Well played.  I toast your Pop.









But then it's back to ignoring you until 100!

I WIN MMMMHUAHAHAHA!

[Retro Rocket]

81/2 hours till Santa comes {poor bugger, he only comes once a year and its down a flamin chimney  } and i won't be on till tomorrow so Merry #$%*in Christmas to the SSDB and its patrons.....you know who you are..!!!!.......

Mick

[coldright]

Where exactly are we going and why are we all in this handbasket?

[Frankenkit]

So, I start tattooing FINALLY in a couple weeks. I broke my finger in october, in november I got sick 4 #$%*ing times. In the course of all that I stopped smoking, January 5th will be 2 months without. Instead of gaining weight, I've managed to push my weightloss over 50 lbs and I'm currently only 6 lbs heavier than my smallest recorded adult weight. I think I can get to 135. We'll see.
See, Manny has it down. In 6 sentences (or less) tell me what's new with YOU. Then tell me a funny joke.

I'm out of school on winter break, survived with As, Bs and a C, but that's good, some pple weren't so lucky.  Playing WoW again because w/o all that homework I dunno what to do with myself.  Ever-constant family drama is keeping life interesting, so we'll see what life looks like in a few months.  MickeyX is good, working hard and doing OT.

What's it called when a chick goes down on a midget?
A low blow.

[Frankenkit]

btw, happy holidays, to all you taildraggers....may you end up with three pounds of raw squid in your pants....

Ha! and may your next date smell like the above!

[cb750dude]

What's wrong with Pabst? Its secret herbs and spices produces a taste and a smoothness, and a drinkability found in no other beer at any price.

don't forget the rat #$%* that's mopped up off the floor along with the Pabst

ERR no wait? That's the recipe for Schlitz. Ya, mopped up Pabst, rat #$%*t, oh and pocket lint. Ya that's it!

[cb750dude]

Hey I was wondering if I could change my name to Industrial Sized Pain In The Ass, Or how bout Industrial Strength Headache?

[mick750F]

Hey I was wondering if I could change my name to Industrial Sized Pain In The Ass, Or how bout Industrial Strength Headache?

   Industrial pustulation?

[Stev-o]

Or Industrial Pecker Wood!?

Happy Holidays to all in the SSDB!

[Frankencake]

and while we are drinking,raise a glass to a fallen honda rider,on this day 11years ago was my fathers passing. you asses  can thank him for my love of hondas and my smartassness lol

  I lost my dad last year.  Here's to yours.

 Now make me some #$%*ing coffee.  That what the interns do around here.  Fast!!!

[Stev-o]

mmm......coffee!

[Stev-o]

love coffee...

[Stev-o]

[weekend_junkie]

Did I hear the sound of someone dying?

[Spikeybike]

[Billiam]

Did someone say coffeeeeeeeeee?

[Brown Bomber]

Tumble weeds? how about some snow rolls?

[Stev-o]

[Duke McDukiedook]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LAo1diBzKE&feature=player_embedded

I could watch this with my kids if I had kids.

[Industrial Cafe]

happy Christmas err-body

[Duke McDukiedook]

Happy Winter Solstice peoples!!!

[333]

It's so nice to see the kids at the Holidays.  Long time, no see, Carrie.  Glad to see you "industrialized".

Dude, I'll go ahead and recognize you as yet another "intern" has entered the bar. Besides, you did hit 100 one time already.  You probably should change your screen name.  Something without "750" in it.  Something more original.  I currently don't have any suggestions, as I am readying for a shindig here tonight, and my mind is elsewhere- mainly on when I think I can get away with popping a cork ASAP.  It must be 5:00 somewhere.

If I don't get back here later, let me wish everyone here(even the interns) the happiest of Holidays.  And if you are venturing out this evening, be careful.  There's a crazy dude out there with a sleigh, and I think he's been drinkin'.  His nose is awful red.

[cb750dude]

WAKE UP!!!!!!!

[paulages]

Hey guys, just poking my head in. Do you accept Visa?

[cb750dude]

No work for three days!! Heres my coffee.