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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34625 on: December 28, 2010, 03:48:43 pm »
Maybe.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34626 on: December 28, 2010, 05:08:10 pm »
Hey Paul, seems like we didn't get a chance to see the shop. :(  Barely got a chance to look at my bike... sort of a bummer.

This song totally reminded me of the kinda girl that would be real popular in the dive bar...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34627 on: December 28, 2010, 06:35:00 pm »
Maybe.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34628 on: December 28, 2010, 06:37:52 pm »


Possibly
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34629 on: December 28, 2010, 06:43:39 pm »
Quirky...but I like her socks....
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34630 on: December 28, 2010, 06:53:42 pm »
You guys suck! I really dont wanna wade thru 20+ pages of drivel to find out the story...I have way more important things to do like play my Christmas present...PS3!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34631 on: December 28, 2010, 07:10:49 pm »
Been too busy with the holidays and fam to hang in the dive bar. SOmeone want to fill me in on the Industrial thingy everyone seems to have added to their screen names? Spikey and 333 for example...I can only assume it is somehow linked to the dive bar and quite likely tied to surfing while under the influence?

Dennis

You guys suck! I really dont wanna wade thru 20+ pages of drivel to find out the story...I have way more important things to do like play my Christmas present...PS3!!!

Dennis

Damn Dennis, you whiny little biatch! Have we gotta wipe your ass and put you to bed too?

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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34632 on: December 28, 2010, 07:21:10 pm »
I was Industrial for a night. If I left the forum for a month would I come back to "Franken" tagged onto everyones name? Kind of wish so. BUT..alas. Brian has more wit and better videos than me. C'mon, a ZOMBIE pin up girl engraved into his tank. The guy rules.

All I have to say is....sometimes a muffin top can be sexy, better coming than going.


AND for all of you pooper picker uppers. I found a product called "Poo-freeze". It is a can that you can use to spray your dogs #$%*e before picking it up. -65deg crusty poo.  Either way your still picking it up. fag

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34633 on: December 28, 2010, 07:29:18 pm »
Oh I get it now!

wait does anyone else see the irony of people emulating a guy who always tries to be different? That's kinda funny....

Besides, if you wanted to pay homage to Mary you should have worked poo into your names! That way when he was googling he may have stumbled across it

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34634 on: December 28, 2010, 08:11:58 pm »
oooohhh so mine would be the industrial pooj?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34635 on: December 28, 2010, 08:20:18 pm »
70 KO...sold to fund the ST http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=88800.0(Alpha)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34636 on: December 28, 2010, 09:06:33 pm »
Boobies!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34637 on: December 28, 2010, 09:54:16 pm »
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/2133543081.html

Sweet!  Wouldn't you love to ride a bike adorned with sharp pointy objects? :P

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34638 on: December 29, 2010, 01:41:45 am »
Oh I get it now!

wait does anyone else see the irony of people emulating a guy who always tries to be different? That's kinda funny....

Besides, if you wanted to pay homage to Mary you should have worked poo into your names! That way when he was googling he may have stumbled across it

Dennis

Tries?  ::) Emulating?   ::)

Irony? Kinda like that song from the chick from Canada that dated the scoobies doo voice dude?

I need the type of drug you are on, tell me what it is then give me a script.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34639 on: December 29, 2010, 05:56:09 am »
If I left the forum for a month would I come back to "Franken" tagged onto everyones name? Kind of wish so. BUT..alas.
I did see anywhere in the rules that one had to leave  ???
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34640 on: December 29, 2010, 08:15:22 am »


You may laugh, and laugh you will, but that's me wearing my custom Poo-Freeze Holster. I wear it low and right-handed, although some guys favor the cross-draw.

Quick on the draw, I am. I can nail a poo before it even hits the ground.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34641 on: December 29, 2010, 08:16:53 am »
Here.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34642 on: December 29, 2010, 08:29:54 am »
Holster??? looks more like a fanny pack!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34643 on: December 29, 2010, 08:47:47 am »
A Poo-Nanny-Pak  ;D
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.......
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34644 on: December 29, 2010, 09:17:25 am »


You may laugh, and laugh you will, but that's me wearing my custom Poo-Freeze Holster. I wear it low and right-handed, although some guys favor the cross-draw.

Quick on the draw, I am. I can nail a poo before it even hits the ground.

That's too funny Burma! :D :D
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34645 on: December 29, 2010, 09:42:40 am »
Ideal for when you find youself in those situations that require the flinging of poop.... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34646 on: December 29, 2010, 10:29:59 am »
Sup sucka's! Been in sunny Puerto Rico for the last few weeks!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34647 on: December 29, 2010, 12:00:02 pm »
half waythrough this binge. i think we;ll can go deepeer dive dive dive capt.!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34648 on: December 29, 2010, 12:01:11 pm »
Don't fall on your head looking for the perfect coconut Mr. Richards.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34649 on: December 29, 2010, 12:02:04 pm »
half waythrough this binge. i think we;ll can go deepeer dive dive dive capt.!!



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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

 

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