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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34675 on: December 30, 2010, 01:31:49 PM »
I am drinking champagne right now...out of a plastic martini glass.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34676 on: December 30, 2010, 01:39:42 PM »
I am drinking champagne right now...out of a plastic martini glass.
I drink mine out of a solo cup lol

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34677 on: December 30, 2010, 03:28:16 PM »
I will be popping a cork in just mere minutes, here in semi-sunny Wilmington NC, where my wife and I are visiting for New Years.  Been a bit busy to check in, besides my netbook is way tiny and real hard to see.

All this talk of dog piles reminds me that in '08, I found out the answer to that age old question, "does a bear #$%* in the woods?".  And that answer is no.  We were staying in a mountain cabin, and went for a walk to a nearby man made pond.  We walked across the dam that made the pond and cam across a pile that could only be from a bear.  I know this because I, also, had a St. Bernard at one time.  So the true answer to the question is that a bear #$%*s on a dam.











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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34678 on: December 30, 2010, 03:32:36 PM »
I don't give a tinker's damn.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34679 on: December 30, 2010, 06:02:31 PM »
If you come home and there is a guy in your house taking photographs and measuring the house, do you think something untoward is happening?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34680 on: December 30, 2010, 06:05:56 PM »
I think a loaded pistola in la cara will answer some preguntas.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34681 on: December 30, 2010, 07:03:59 PM »
If you come home and there is a guy in your house taking photographs and measuring the house, do you think something untoward is happening?
 ;D  ::)



   Has this happened to you or are you just trying to drum up conversation at the bar? Anywho I think it worked, is the perp still alive or have they had an unfortunate accident? ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34682 on: December 30, 2010, 07:08:43 PM »
No perp.  Just the soon to be ex wife getting a property value assessment.

Who will pay for that?  Oh wait.......that has to be me ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34683 on: December 30, 2010, 07:25:06 PM »
Get used to saying that Derek....

I got a buddy of mine paying through the nose for everything!! His child support alone is like $2300 a MONTH!

Oh did I mention that his ex wife racks up her credit cards and expects him to pay off the balance! Even when she pisses it away....even gives her half his annual bonus! Lunacy...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34684 on: December 30, 2010, 10:09:31 PM »
i have a buddy who gives his baby's momma most of his  tax rebate and is always buying them food on top of the 25% of his wages that is garnished... i just wanna punch her so bad
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34685 on: December 31, 2010, 05:40:58 AM »
The unfortunate part of it all is that she is still my wife's best friend so I get to hear about how she spends it! ah well...he claims he is far happier!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34686 on: December 31, 2010, 07:03:48 AM »
No perp.  Just the soon to be ex wife getting a property value assessment.

Who will pay for that?  Oh wait.......that has to be me ;)

Damn Derek, you too? Sorry to hear that man...it's actually starting to scare me. Too many guys here on the forum losing their wives. Makes me wonder if I'm spending too much time with you guys, instead of with my wife.... ;D ;D ;D ??? :'(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34687 on: December 31, 2010, 07:11:58 AM »
Too much time in the SSDB.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34688 on: December 31, 2010, 07:15:49 AM »
I think it's the poop humor.  You divorcee's may be taking the poop jokes home with you, and for the most part, women don't enjoy a good poop joke like we do.  We are lucky, in that the women who come in here are either getting the jokes, or are amused at our enjoyment of the poopage("Aww, isn't that cute? They think poop is funny").
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34689 on: December 31, 2010, 07:19:33 AM »
That would be like finding a girl that can watch 'Three Stooges', or "Family Guy", those (straight) women are few and far between.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34690 on: December 31, 2010, 07:50:11 AM »
today i'm gonna go get a tat... it should be an awesome time  ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34691 on: December 31, 2010, 08:14:08 AM »
No perp.  Just the soon to be ex wife getting a property value assessment.

Who will pay for that?  Oh wait.......that has to be me ;)

Damn Derek, you too? Sorry to hear that man...it's actually starting to scare me. Too many guys here on the forum losing their wives. Makes me wonder if I'm spending too much time with you guys, instead of with my wife.... ;D ;D ;D ??? :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34692 on: December 31, 2010, 08:42:13 AM »
No perp.  Just the soon to be ex wife getting a property value assessment.

Who will pay for that?  Oh wait.......that has to be me ;)

Damn Derek, you too? Sorry to hear that man...it's actually starting to scare me. Too many guys here on the forum losing their wives. Makes me wonder if I'm spending too much time with you guys, instead of with my wife.... ;D ;D ;D ??? :'(

Mebbe that splains why I don't have a girlfriend. Sadly, the split ups surely seem a trend, though. :-(

That would be like finding a girl that can watch 'Three Stooges', or "Family Guy", those (straight) women are few and far between.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34693 on: December 31, 2010, 08:50:42 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34694 on: December 31, 2010, 08:52:03 AM »
Going to jump on the seaplane in a couple hours and do New Years in Vancouver with a friend. Seems he had 2 woman and a party to go to, so.......

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34695 on: December 31, 2010, 12:28:16 PM »
Going to jump on the seaplane in a couple hours and do New Years in Vancouver with a friend. Seems he had 2 woman and a party to go to, so.......

That would be a caring....and sharing friend.  Nice. :D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34696 on: December 31, 2010, 12:49:26 PM »
In Brazil the ratio is even better. 10 hot mamas for every 1 dude. SOHC roadtrip?? anyone, anyone? You know there are prob tons of old Hondas down there as well.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34697 on: December 31, 2010, 07:09:58 PM »
No perp.  Just the soon to be ex wife getting a property value assessment.

Who will pay for that?  Oh wait.......that has to be me ;)

Damn Derek, you too? Sorry to hear that man...it's actually starting to scare me. Too many guys here on the forum losing their wives. Makes me wonder if I'm spending too much time with you guys, instead of with my wife.... ;D ;D ;D ??? :'(

Yes, you aere! But so am I.....gonna go give give the wifey a kiss on the breast so she knows I still love her!!

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At least I can get on my bike and go for a ride while she is pretending to plant #$%*. ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34698 on: December 31, 2010, 07:17:23 PM »

Honda in Anna OH yesterday, Amacore Anderson IN to day, ACM in Cold water MI tomorrow, got to leave at 2:45 a.m. :-\

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34699 on: December 31, 2010, 10:24:03 PM »
wish I was in Anna OH OH OH ;D