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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35100 on: January 08, 2011, 03:49:36 PM »

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said It's funny. How the #$%* is it funny, what the #$%* is so funny about it? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35101 on: January 08, 2011, 03:51:23 PM »



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35102 on: January 08, 2011, 04:01:20 PM »
well you know, when your outa food and money is tight     HA  I kinda thought it was funny

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35103 on: January 08, 2011, 04:08:23 PM »
well you know, when your outa food and money is tight     HA  I kinda thought it was funny



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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35104 on: January 08, 2011, 04:33:33 PM »
funny
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35105 on: January 08, 2011, 06:21:37 PM »


Go Colts!!!!
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35106 on: January 08, 2011, 06:38:59 PM »
                                          DUCKS!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35107 on: January 08, 2011, 07:01:38 PM »
Pardon me while I whip this out.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35108 on: January 08, 2011, 07:52:50 PM »
 the lion of judah... i mean the lion king of judah.... 6 hours of work today when i save up enough cash to finish it im done with these tats

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35109 on: January 08, 2011, 07:58:31 PM »
Well done, Tech J!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35110 on: January 08, 2011, 08:05:49 PM »
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35111 on: January 08, 2011, 08:11:17 PM »
better luck next year.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35112 on: January 08, 2011, 09:07:52 PM »

Good Fellas...now GFY.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35113 on: January 08, 2011, 10:11:40 PM »
Because you would want to eat the kids first, I imagine they are like succulent little veal compared to the old, dried up meat on adults.

Especially pudgy little fat kids that play way too many video games and get zero exercise.

Could you imagine the marble on those little piggies?  :)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35114 on: January 08, 2011, 10:12:10 PM »
the lion of judah... i mean the lion king of judah.... 6 hours of work today when i save up enough cash to finish it im done with these tats



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35115 on: January 09, 2011, 12:35:09 AM »


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35116 on: January 09, 2011, 05:16:01 AM »
Poop Booster Club?!?!?!?

Well i never!!!  >:(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35117 on: January 09, 2011, 05:17:18 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35118 on: January 09, 2011, 06:53:12 AM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35119 on: January 09, 2011, 07:07:30 AM »
Go team!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35120 on: January 09, 2011, 08:27:36 AM »
Industrial bricklayer, this is where I spent last week, replacing both ends steel and masonry and the center zone wall

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35121 on: January 09, 2011, 08:41:04 AM »
Industrial stone mason!
I "stoned" my kitchen bar last spring, the limestone is quarried local and very inexpensive.



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35122 on: January 09, 2011, 09:00:23 AM »
Ha Ha i did'nt know they had limestone in tx... I thought there was just sandstone and tumble weeds::)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35123 on: January 09, 2011, 09:12:26 AM »
You've seen too many Hollywood movies!
We have granite too...


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35124 on: January 09, 2011, 09:20:24 AM »
no no.... granite is spose to red and black and all sparkly and #$%* ;D