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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35150 on: January 10, 2011, 12:50:48 PM »
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp


That's a damn lie!!!  There ain't no one, no how, livin' in Arkansas, that can afford no danged Ferrari!! :P :P :P
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35151 on: January 10, 2011, 03:26:13 PM »
I pt'd the #$%* outta my reserve soldiers yesterday and I'm feeling it a bit myself today.  I wonder how many of them even had a hard time getting out of bed.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35152 on: January 10, 2011, 04:25:31 PM »
I saw one of the dumbest things I have ever seen in my life today.  For those that watch the news you've probably seen that GA has gotten a little bit of snow (I say only a little because having lived in Buffalo NY most of my life 5 or 6 inches isn't nothing).  Well I went to check on a stuck abulance we had on a nasty unplowed side street, after the unit was free and gone I left as well, having to use 4 LO in my shop truck on account of all the ice the falling sleet was making I passed some idiot on a motorcycle!  Now look I know you can ride in the winter, and in bad weather but when do you draw the line, for me all the ice and poorly plowed streets was enough for me.  Anyway just had to throw that out there I thought it was actually quiet humerous and stupid at the same time.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35153 on: January 10, 2011, 04:35:00 PM »
I saw one of the dumbest things I have ever seen in my life today.  For those that watch the news you've probably seen that GA has gotten a little bit of snow (I say only a little because having lived in Buffalo NY most of my life 5 or 6 inches isn't nothing).  Well I went to check on a stuck abulance we had on a nasty unplowed side street, after the unit was free and gone I left as well, having to use 4 LO in my shop truck on account of all the ice the falling sleet was making I passed some idiot on a motorcycle!  Now look I know you can ride in the winter, and in bad weather but when do you draw the line, for me all the ice and poorly plowed streets was enough for me.  Anyway just had to throw that out there I thought it was actually quiet humerous and stupid at the same time.
Back around 1978 I lived in Smyrna Ga. and we got snow. 3 or 4 inches, and I had but one mode of transportation at the time, a KZ400. I had no choice but to venture out on the snow covered roads. Only fell down once. Fun
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35154 on: January 10, 2011, 04:41:41 PM »
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp


That's a damn lie!!!  There ain't no one, no how, livin' in Arkansas, that can afford no danged Ferrari!! :P :P :P

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35155 on: January 10, 2011, 05:15:27 PM »
duuuuuude?



DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35156 on: January 10, 2011, 05:26:45 PM »


OH #$%* DUUUUDE!!!! :o :o :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35157 on: January 10, 2011, 05:27:34 PM »

Maybe this'll cheer you up...

« Last Edit: January 10, 2011, 05:40:28 PM by Schmthaus »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35158 on: January 10, 2011, 05:37:39 PM »


Maybe this'll cheer you up...



Maybe this'll cheer you up...


How is the dreaded red X gonna make him feel better?!?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35159 on: January 10, 2011, 05:41:23 PM »


I don't see no red 'x'... ??? ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35160 on: January 10, 2011, 05:44:09 PM »
X
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35161 on: January 10, 2011, 05:55:52 PM »


I still don't see it....I only see photos.  ??? ???
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35162 on: January 10, 2011, 06:08:08 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35163 on: January 10, 2011, 06:17:44 PM »


Get her out of the oven, she's overdone!!!!!! :'(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35164 on: January 10, 2011, 07:02:20 PM »
Yep, and someone done gone and taken a bike pump to her chest!!!!! ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35165 on: January 10, 2011, 07:04:52 PM »
She did it!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35166 on: January 10, 2011, 07:10:54 PM »
it needs more "cowbell"

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35167 on: January 10, 2011, 07:16:05 PM »


The Raef
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Making copies...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35168 on: January 10, 2011, 07:18:11 PM »
Just fear raef, raef is fear, they are the same  :-X

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35169 on: January 10, 2011, 07:19:42 PM »


Don't raef the reaper...
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35170 on: January 10, 2011, 07:22:10 PM »
don't fear the raefer

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35171 on: January 10, 2011, 07:24:15 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35172 on: January 10, 2011, 07:25:24 PM »


don't fear the raefer


I'm already afeared, I know what you look like!  :o :o ;D
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35174 on: January 10, 2011, 07:31:33 PM »


You da debil...
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(