totp fail
I had an obese patient today who had a yeast infection on her fat folds. I had a bit of nausea today from some bad food and I almost lost it when I smelled her ooze. Where is the barfing smiley?
Blick. Double blick. But you're just a young whippersnapper, and you'll have worse. You know it's bad when the surgeon says, "Now we're really in the sh*t," during a bowel resection. And speaking of, one of my most dreaded phrases from that phase of my life was, "It's time to milk the bowel."
I have a friend whose first line to his future wife was, "You'd look down (as in sad), too, if you had your head up someone's *ss all day." (He had spent his entire day in the OR assisting with hemorrhoidectemies, so what he said was literally true.)
