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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35225 on: January 12, 2011, 05:35:22 PM »
I see they representatives of the people of Illinois have decides to raise state income taxes 66%.  How do you like them apples?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35226 on: January 12, 2011, 06:20:06 PM »
"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35227 on: January 12, 2011, 06:30:25 PM »
"Sure, if you don't want that bike in your backyard, I guess I'll take it."  "I'll probably just scrap it......"

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35228 on: January 12, 2011, 06:33:18 PM »


F'in huge!!! Wasn't it?  ;D ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35229 on: January 12, 2011, 06:34:36 PM »
Holy #$%*! look at the size of this snake!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35230 on: January 12, 2011, 06:40:03 PM »
Holy #$%*! look at the size of this snake!



BB, you're starting to scare me with your affinity for that picture... :-[ :-[ ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35231 on: January 12, 2011, 07:16:28 PM »
I see they representatives of the people of Illinois have decides to raise state income taxes 66%.  How do you like them apples?

Hey someone's gotta pay for those corrupt politicians and cops and crazy gas taxes, right?!?!

Pay up suckers!!!! Pay up for crappy gubment!!!  :D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35232 on: January 12, 2011, 07:24:39 PM »
"You want tax breaks, Illinois?  Well, as they say, you can wish in one hand and #$%* in the other..."

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35233 on: January 12, 2011, 07:28:56 PM »
I'm gonna take a wild stab at which hand is gonna fill up first... ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35235 on: January 13, 2011, 06:01:56 AM »
Almost funny.  Only good part was "about 10 o'clock", then just gets whiney.  "C'mon!"
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35236 on: January 13, 2011, 12:02:47 PM »

S  L  O  W  day at the old dive bar... :P

Did you all see the size of this snake?...

http://www.maniacworld.com/giant-snake-found-dead.html

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35237 on: January 13, 2011, 12:57:12 PM »
time to make the donuts

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35238 on: January 13, 2011, 12:58:37 PM »

S  L  O  W  day at the old dive bar... :P

Did you all see the size of this snake?...

http://www.maniacworld.com/giant-snake-found-dead.html


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35239 on: January 13, 2011, 01:00:04 PM »
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35240 on: January 13, 2011, 01:55:58 PM »
Your Message Here!
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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35241 on: January 13, 2011, 02:47:10 PM »
time to make the donuts

or frost the cookies :D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35242 on: January 13, 2011, 03:01:22 PM »
Those are lovely lady lump cookies.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35243 on: January 13, 2011, 03:13:12 PM »
sweets
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35244 on: January 13, 2011, 03:58:36 PM »
SO what % does that actually put income taxes at there?

a 66% increse is VERY relative....

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35245 on: January 13, 2011, 04:24:09 PM »
7%

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35246 on: January 13, 2011, 04:48:27 PM »
Spikey...I assume you are joking??

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35247 on: January 13, 2011, 04:53:09 PM »
SO what % does that actually put income taxes at there?

a 66% increse is VERY relative....

Dennis

there you go being the voice or reason.  It doesn't sound so alarmist when you put it in perspective.  We have had a 7% sales tax here for years but it does not include food or clothing.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35248 on: January 13, 2011, 04:53:42 PM »
here in the states dennis we pay a federal income tax of somewhere around 21 or 22%   ... then each state can tack on their own tax on top of that ... my state is now 7%  ... doesn't sound like much... but it's over twice what it was   ...meh, whatever

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35249 on: January 13, 2011, 04:55:26 PM »
I.C. !!!!!!