Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3076751 times)

Damfino · « **Reply #35375 on:** January 17, 2011, 03:23:33 PM »

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on January 17, 2011, 03:18:11 PM

Not..........Going...........To...........play it.......... must....................not..........go ................through......................another .............day ...................like that........................arrrrrrrrghhhhh!

ROFL, I posted that just for you Cupcake!!

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #35376 on:** January 17, 2011, 03:25:09 PM »

Anybody got got any gnomes they need to exterminate?

Damfino · « **Reply #35377 on:** January 17, 2011, 03:26:24 PM »

Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 17, 2011, 03:25:09 PM

Anybody got got any gnomes they need to exterminate?

Isn't there one in Alaska?...

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #35378 on:** January 17, 2011, 03:32:03 PM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on January 17, 2011, 03:26:24 PM

Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 17, 2011, 03:25:09 PM
Anybody got got any gnomes they need to exterminate?

Isn't there one in Alaska?...

Them #$%*in things are all over the goddamn place! There's one in Hawaii peddlin some really bad
kool aid.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #35379 on:** January 17, 2011, 06:09:37 PM »

Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 17, 2011, 03:25:09 PM

Anybody got got any gnomes they need to exterminate?

I have an underpants and sock gnome that needs a good talking to.

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #35380 on:** January 17, 2011, 06:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on January 17, 2011, 06:09:37 PM

Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 17, 2011, 03:25:09 PM
Anybody got got any gnomes they need to exterminate?

I have an underpants and sock gnome that needs a good talking to.

I'll send over my sock monkey

Damfino · « **Reply #35381 on:** January 17, 2011, 06:16:32 PM »

I prefer the 'trunk monkey'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee3L9BQQ4Gs

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #35382 on:** January 17, 2011, 06:27:40 PM »

trunk monkeys are superior no doubt, but they are expensive and I'm on a sock monkey budget

But some sock monkey's are real baddass

Stev-o · « **Reply #35383 on:** January 17, 2011, 07:30:26 PM »

Cruzan & Ginger Ale??

Damfino · « **Reply #35384 on:** January 17, 2011, 07:37:06 PM »

Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 17, 2011, 06:27:40 PM

trunk monkeys are superior no doubt, but they are expensive and I'm on a sock monkey budget

But some sock monkey's are real baddass

That one appears to be well endowed...

burmashave · « **Reply #35385 on:** January 17, 2011, 07:47:45 PM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on January 17, 2011, 07:37:06 PM

Quote from: Ready Steady Brown Bomber on January 17, 2011, 06:27:40 PM
trunk monkeys are superior no doubt, but they are expensive and I'm on a sock monkey budget

But some sock monkey's are real baddass

That one appears to be well endowed...

...for a sock monkey, that is.

Grnrngr · « **Reply #35386 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:01:48 PM »

Well I gotta say, that is, in fact, THE most

prodgious

member I've EVER seen on a sock monkey. Indeed, upon further reflection, in all my 56 years, I don't believe I've ever seen any other male sock monkey, they must have all been female sock monkeys...

you'd think males wouldn't be too hard to spot...

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #35387 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:05:14 PM »

Better hide all the female sock monkeys, that ones a biter too

burmashave · « **Reply #35388 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:19:19 PM »

Quote from: Ndstrylgrnrngr on January 17, 2011, 08:01:48 PM

Well I gotta say, that is, in fact, THE most :o prodgious :o member I've EVER seen on a sock monkey. Indeed, upon further reflection, in all my 56 years, I don't believe I've ever seen any other male sock monkey, they must have all been female sock monkeys... ??? you'd think males wouldn't be too hard to spot... ;D

You should get out more, Vowel-Disliking-Man. ;-)

333 · « **Reply #35389 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:22:25 PM »

Neither of those look all that "well endowed". Looks like both of them "stuff" for affect.

Grnrngr · « **Reply #35390 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:27:56 PM »

Heh....obviously a different breed.....

but yeah....much larger, proportionally speaking....matter of fact, the little guy seems to be missing some of the attendant paraphenalia, must be cold where he lives

Stev-o · « **Reply #35391 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:32:29 PM »

Quote from: burmashave on January 17, 2011, 08:19:19 PM

Quote from: Ndstrylgrnrngr on January 17, 2011, 08:01:48 PM
Well I gotta say, that is, in fact, THE most prodgious member I've EVER seen on a sock monkey. Indeed, upon further reflection, in all my 56 years, I don't believe I've ever seen any other male sock monkey, they must have all been female sock monkeys... you'd think males wouldn't be too hard to spot...

You should get out more, Vowel-Disliking-Man. ;-)

WTF?!!? What does she do with that thing???

BlindJoe · « **Reply #35392 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:46:43 PM »

Has sex with it.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #35393 on:** January 17, 2011, 09:07:56 PM »

You back east dudes are very strange indeed...............Who really does sh!t like what you are doing?POOP!!!,MONKEY PUPPETS.....I don't get it!!!!Gotta be something to talk about............ya all must have alot of time on your hands...............Awww.......I get it....I'm an old fart that will never understand what its like to be "whacked outa my skull".............wrong you are!!!! You people rock and if this is what you have to do with your time instead of taking your a$$es outside to work on the bikes that you supposedly own...good for you!!! I'm keeping track of who posts in this bar against who makes the 48 state run this year.....................hows that for advertising?

........Make it happen kids!!!............old fart signing off.(If I said OFSO.....i'm sure one of you cleaver little mini-dix would make a phrase out of it)...............get on board with the ride or get on with your childish little bar that you have created...........my $.59 ...............PS....I'm not a hater.............just wanna see more action out of my club................

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #35394 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:22:48 PM »

Ahhh, go jerk off while pooping with yer sock monkey ya old fart.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #35395 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:42:37 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on January 17, 2011, 10:22:48 PM

Ahhh, go jerk off while pooping with yer sock monkey ya old fart.

Got my first bite!!!!.........So where are you fitting in to this ride donkey dick??? Don't see ya on the list....WTF?? We want riders....what ya got except a smart a$$ that I ............never mind......don't believe you are worth it........are ya game or are you a wanna be??? Why don't you sign up princess???

burmashave · « **Reply #35396 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:57:44 PM »

After exchanging some bemused looks, the rest of the bar went back to a discussion about sock monkey poop filled frisbees. Soon, it would be top of the page, ma.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #35397 on:** January 17, 2011, 11:50:27 PM »

I figured as much!!!!.............Well...ya'lll sit in your little internet bar while we go out and rock the roads!!!!
I'm gonna keep real close track of which ones of ya hop off the stool and sign the banner against the ones that keep the stool warm and continue to be wannabes!!!!! ..........When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor....did we just sit there???............Hell no!!!!.......................Its time to ride ladies !!! Jerry came up with the most awesome thing I've seen since I've been here(2005) and I am totally pumped about it. Anyone that has 500 or more posts solely to the Bar wanna come out and play?

Frankencake · « **Reply #35398 on:** January 18, 2011, 03:25:05 AM »

This is that guy who comes in to a room expects everybody to drop their puppets and look at him. WTF? Poop.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #35399 on:** January 18, 2011, 04:18:33 AM »

Snow plug

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