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Offline Stev-o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35475 on: January 19, 2011, 07:50:54 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35476 on: January 19, 2011, 07:58:04 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35477 on: January 19, 2011, 08:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Frankenstuff on January 19, 2011, 06:52:51 PM
I am so glad that the SSDB came up. Everytime I check the "unread posts" the frigging front fender as a stabilizer thread comes up. Bunch of nerds in a tizzy. ;D

bugs me so much i want some new reading ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35478 on: January 19, 2011, 08:19:18 PM »
Picked up two sets of carbsnowbuttplugs off Ebay!  One set for a 71 CB750 and one for a 78 CB750.  They both need revegamiting, but the poop was right.  Both sets will be up for sale to forum members when they are yeasty.

(just keeping the content relative to the SSDB)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35479 on: January 19, 2011, 08:22:39 PM »
I'll take one! 
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35480 on: January 19, 2011, 08:27:47 PM »
Gotta love the SSDB.  Where else could you use a phrase like "snow buttplug"?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35481 on: January 19, 2011, 08:31:45 PM »
Quote from: 333 on January 19, 2011, 08:27:47 PM
Gotta love the SSDB.  Where else could you use a phrase like "snow buttplug"?

I think snowboarders in VA wear them?!?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35482 on: January 19, 2011, 08:37:16 PM »
Bow Snutplug
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35483 on: January 19, 2011, 08:39:30 PM »
Snot blowplug
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35484 on: January 19, 2011, 11:36:41 PM »
Snokki only want smoosh smoosh.  :'(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35485 on: January 20, 2011, 05:23:04 AM »
Quote from: burmashave on January 19, 2011, 06:37:49 PM
If that's what you're thinking, the story would have gone something more like this...

...so I have to bathe this person, and I nearly blow my Chinese food lunch because this woman has Vegamite growing between her fat rolls. Now, I'm not much of a Vegamite fan, but if I had were...

Thanks god she was being discharged that day.  Somebody else can clean her fat-related vegemite up for her.  Is it too soon to become jaded regarding disgusting patients?  I had a junkie yesterday.  She smelled too.  Jesus.  Worse than Snookie!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35486 on: January 20, 2011, 10:03:48 AM »
When I get a cold, I always get snot blowplug. I hate it.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35487 on: January 20, 2011, 01:47:19 PM »
Quote from: burmashave on January 20, 2011, 10:03:48 AM
When I getta code in da node, I alwadess getta snotty butt glow plug. I hate it. My diesel dont idle.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35488 on: January 20, 2011, 02:19:07 PM »
Listen here you butt plugin bum jockey's, how can you discuss butt's for so long without mentioning POOP.....get with the program..... ::)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35489 on: January 20, 2011, 02:32:05 PM »
That's because girls don't poop.  Be polite, please.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35490 on: January 20, 2011, 02:34:23 PM »
POLITE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE #$%*IN BAR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




































OK........ ;D ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35491 on: January 20, 2011, 04:27:06 PM »
Mick's right. Go Team. Poopity Poop Poopsmith!

Any Homestar Runner fans? An animated series with a character named "The Poopsmith" should appeal to the bar crowd. The Poopsmith's best performance was in Email Thunder, where he actually sung a song:

http://homestarrunner.com/sbemailtwohundred.html   
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35492 on: January 20, 2011, 05:05:17 PM »
Stomach virus got a hold of me, no poop for me  :(
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35493 on: January 20, 2011, 05:24:26 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35494 on: January 20, 2011, 05:32:42 PM »


Is that a dung beetle?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35495 on: January 20, 2011, 05:45:56 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on January 20, 2011, 05:31:50 PM
Hey Alan, you should stop by the dive bar and fill your glass... :P

I'm still way to sober for this topic, the last few pages were a riot though...wife had to ask what I was laughing at...
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35496 on: January 20, 2011, 05:46:45 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on January 20, 2011, 05:32:42 PM


Is that a dung beetle?

Nah....its a #$%* kicker..... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35497 on: January 20, 2011, 05:52:33 PM »
Staying on topic....

Whats Mike Tyson and Elton John have in common...?



































They have both been punched around the ring a bit...... :o     ;D ;)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35498 on: January 20, 2011, 06:15:17 PM »
No Poop For You!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #35499 on: January 20, 2011, 06:36:17 PM »
Well i'll just fart then...... :P

OOPS...are farts lumpy...?...........  ???


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